I found out that my wife is planning a "surprise" b-day party for me this weekend. My SIL was dumb enough to leave a voicemail - I checked it - BUSTED!

I won't say anything - I'll just act suprised. B)

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Dude...do something crazy like walk in with underwear on your head or something...or maybe just walk in IN your underwear.


I know the guys here can think of something...


Off work in 15, time to go lift....might post later.

I'm guessing you've seen the movie "In Good Company," then :D

Actually no....did that happen?


LOL

Come in snarling with a super-soaker. Pretend you had a bad day at work and open fire once you get in the house!

And

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm


Evil things to do.....
As your walking into the Party just go on how you're glad she didn't plan anything for your Birthday you just had a craptastic day and just want to spend some alone time with her....


When they yell surprise clutch your chest and heave over on the ground....

Yell surprise just before they do.....

If you pack heat... wait you liive in Illinazi no guns for you.... never mind

Pick up a baseball bat and yell at the person in the closet to come out on their own or on a medical cot their choice....

Oh and Happy B-day man

Happy Birthday!!

Yeah, I'm with the other guys on coming up with something to kinda turn the tables on the whole suprise thing...lol

I can't do that to her. She's tried so hard. I think I'll play the part and act suprised. She would be ticked if I ruined it.

Oooohhhh Call and have a Pizza Delivered just before you show up so the Pizza Guy gets the surprise you just walk in grab the pie pay the guy and plop in your favorite chair acting like you dont' see anyone....

:thumbsup: now that's so nice!

But it's still fun to think of "alternate" reactions.... :rolf:

Dude so would mine but I'd do it to her in a heartbeat....

And it's not really ruining it, it's just throwing a monkey inthe wrench


you're not chasing people out you're just messing with them.

And it's not your faul they can't keep a secret...

Ooo yeah! Big 3-0 coming up for you! Happy early B-day! :)

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have Fun Bro !!!!!!!!!!!




i'd walk in with a 40 oz. and my shirt hangin out of my zipper

Considering that your wife hasn't been in the best of moods lately, I think that this is very nice and thoughtful of her.

Yeah - I agree! :thumbsup:

I'm not :screwy:

Three-oh ? ? ? ?


OMGosh....you're just a pup bro...


Don't do the heart-attack trick...it'll never work.

I think this is the best course of action. I think I would be kinda upset if I knew hubby knew about it but then I'm the kinda of person that gets upset at hubby when he tries to grill me on what I got him for birthday or Christmas. I like to be able to surprise people!

Happy Birthday Gutter!!!

Happy B-day, little boy!

30. Man, I remember 30! Ten years ago!

Let's see -- what was popular (in my world) -- Megadeth (Symphony of Destruction), college classes, working on my future-wife's city council campaign...