Cute (did I really say that?) email I got from a WOMAN today... :)

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut blister or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Ok, so I'm just plain weird. I know you guys are wondering if I'm a real guy by now...

He's a stay-at-homeschool Dad who plays with Barbies with his two daughters. He cooks, he cleans, he took his wife's last name...

What?

Yepperz. I used to be a Jones. Too many Joneses in the world (about 12 pages in the Yewsten phone book) and only 8 Harrymans.

That's cool... the former NY Regioanla IT Manager for the Firm I support took his wife's hypenated name... so they both brought something to the name...


They were Hippies though.....

I can't even use that -- look at my hair!

And I voted GOP in every election -- not quite a hippie...

T M I Goodbro....


<squatpuke puts fingers in ears...."la la la la la la la la la la">


Way too much info.....







Mod....please rescue our good bro and delete that post.

:haha: Delete the post? Why? Good stuff!!

Especially if it worries Squat

:amen: :lol:

Plus - Squat said, "Cute" - that's gotta be saved.

and rubbed in....

Just trying to save Claybro's barbie-dollin' face.....


;)

It's ok......cutie.

Awww, golly guys.

I appreciate the effort, but what little can be salvaged is only done by starting threads like "Filling One's Shorts", etc.

So, I hang out with guys like you that say real-man stuff like "Cute" or "Wife's a good bro"...

:rolf:

Squat just got

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Well...I'm sure it won't be the only time with all you goofballs hurtin' for material...taking it out on the poor, little squatman.

Must not make comment..... :whistle: :wall: Must resit temptation...... :rolf:
Little squatman.....

Now who's giving TMI?

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<gasp> SEE WHAT I MEAN ! !


Don't make me roll out Mr. Big.

Umm bro keep your hands to yourself now.....

Where's the :shudder: smilie when you need one? :haha:

So, that is the name of the guy in your avatar!?!

AHhhhhhhh....yeah...that's what I meant...lol