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So do you buy your "toys" online?


or do you BOLDLY go into the stores that NO CHRISTIAN man should go into?

ha ha ha ha ha - good stuff.

I hear ...if you walk into one of "those" stores....when you walk out....you burst in to a pillar of salt! or somethin'.

we buy online usually. :thumbsup: although, i have gone into a store....but i don't let andy go w/ me. too many temptations for him.

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I just imagine the chitty bedroom with a locked armoire full of handcuffs, high tech lubes and extension cords.

pretty acurate picture there squat!

don't forget about the midgets. B)

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bwahahahahaha

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DUDE ! !

Those are BACK massagers....


Are you abusing natural-homeopathic objects?

BACK MASSAGER, NECK MASSAGER, FOOT MASSAGER.....THEY'RE ALL THE SAME :thumbsup:

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Don't forget the washing machine and hubby's Harley-Davidson.

:puke: I just lost my supper. :puke: That's gross!

what's gross about a messager?

hmmmm.....looks cool to me! :eyebrows:

Oh, massagers are fine used on BACKS, NECKS or FEET....but on "other" body parts? Oh puhleez! This is where I :puke:

Ewww....Deb....UGH. Ya SICKO! :smack:




No offense to you, Chit....it just URKS me is all. You do whatcha gotta do..

No thanks to SQUAT for starting it! :lena: :lena:

NO OFFENSE TAKEN. WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO MISS OUT ON IS YOUR BUSINESS :cheeky: JUST KIDDING.

MY HUSBAND AND I ARE COMPLETELY COMFY W/ WHAT WE DO TOGETHER. WE REALIZE THAT IT'S NOT THE "NORM" FOR MOST CHRISTIANS, BUT IF YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH IN THE LAST TEN YEARS TOGETHER, I WOULD THINK THAT YOU WOULD BE GLAD THAT WE DO ANYTHING AT ALL!!

HE HAS INTIMACY ISSUES THAT GO WAAAAAAY BACK AND HAS DEALT W/ FOR A LONG LONG TIME. I HAVE ABUSE ISSUES THAT I BROUGHT INTO THE MIX ON TOP OF ALL THAT. IT TOOK LITERALLY YEARS FOR US TO FIND OUR HAPPY PLACE TOGETHER IN THE BEDROOM. NOTHING ANYONE SAYS OR DOES WILL OFFEND ME ON THAT SUBJECT. I JUST HOPE THAT THEY REALIZE THAT I HAVE HAD TO WAIT A LONG TIME TO HAVE ANY FUN W/ MY HUBS SO I'M NOT ABOUT TO STOP ANYTIME SOON!!! :D :eyebrows:

BUT HONESTLY, I AM SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYONE AT ALL. NOT MY INTENTION HERE. JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN :hug:

IT MAKES YOU MAD? WHY? :dunno:

"norm" - funny.

Christians are too prudish. :offtopic:

Urk doesn't mean "mad". Just grosses me out. :rollseyes:

Ummm.....it does to me. :rollseyes:

YOU SILLY CANADIANS :rolf:
URK MEANS TICKED OFF IN AMERICA. YOU HAD ME WORRIED THERE GIRL. I WOULD HATE TO MAKE YOU UPSET! :hug:

Lean = prude... er translated prune (nother thread hehe)

I did find it funny once lookin through a health mag for elderly folks an foot wear etc etc an came to this page of this massager that was shaped... welll much like a feller is an this gal wit the thin stuck on er neck an the adert was bout massager for feet an neck an back etc yah right! Ya think they would come up wit a better design hehe

I've threatened Sarah a dozen times I's goin to go into one of those thins seeins how I see em on the road all the time, most I ever did was park in their parkin lot an pour my piss bottle out hehe I don't think I could walk into a place like that - erm... agin. I went to Dallas wit my dad to pick up this truck an I went to sleep, I woke up an he was asleep stopped somewhere so I got out to go git some coffee an walked right into this xxx place wit my coffee cup, jes sorta stood there lookin at the guy behind the counter made a comment like, I don't guess you got no coffee in here huh? His reply was jes to shake his head, I turned tail an run hehe

Hey! That's not true! Urk means to creep out, give the willies, gross out, etc... Lena's not silly--she just knows the proper definitions of English words! :haha: :D

See - I always heard "irk" to mean make mad. Now, is "urk" a misspelling, or is it a different word altogether?

But URK's not even a word! IRK on the other hand is and it means to be irritating, wearisome, or vexing to :D

Yeah - what she said...

Oh geez! It is possible I made a spelling mistake! :doh: What a terrible crime! IRK meaning irritating, disturbed...whatever. And thank you, String! I knew I wasn't silly! :tease:

Simply unforgiveable... I say we take you out an give ya thrity lashes wit a wet noodle! You cain't be... you.. er your position of power if'n your goin to run round here makin spellin mistakes!! It's jes wrong! Crazy Can yucks!

:rolf: :haha: too funny! the guy probably thought you were a little off your rocker :screwy: ! you crack me up. :haha:

You're right. It is "irk" Please note the 5:48 posting time and allow that I only had three hours sleep last night B) Now that I see the spelling I think "Irk" is more "Irritating"....Okay I see that has already been addressed, too...I'm just gonna make the kids go to bed so I can nap too dang it!!

yeah.....just keep telling yourself that. :haha: j/k