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Mr. Wonderful Man and Ms. Wonderful Woman dolls....


Crack me up....


Ms. Wonderful....

* Don't feel bad honey, i forgot it was our anniversary too!
* You don't need a glass, just go ahead and drink right out of the carton.
* Your new secretary is cute! I bet she's smart too!
* Oh... your watching a ballgame. Just stay right there on the couch and I'll whip up some snacks.
* I'll finish cleaning out the garage honey, your friends are waiting for you to play golf.
* You're going out with the boys tonight? You've worked hard... Enjoy yourself!
* A new reversible drill, oh honey it's just what i needed!
* Are you sure it's ok to wash this shirt? You've only worn it for a couple of days.
* Don't worry about taking the trash out. I can use the exercise.
* It really doesn't matter if you leave the toilet seat up, it makes it easier to clean.
* You're right, we don't need directions, maybe you'll find a short cut.




Mr Wonderful....

# You take the remote, as log as i'm with you, I don't care what we watch.
# You've been on my mind all day. That's why I bought you theese flowers.
# Why don't we go the the mall, didn't you want some shoes.
# You know honey, why don't you just relax and let me make dinner tonight.
# The ball game is not that important, I'd rather spend time with you.
# You know, I think it's really important that we talk about our relationship.

Funny Larry.

Actually, Henry is pretty much a Mr. Wonderful and I'm a Mrs. Wonderful. Not everyone of those is true of us, but the majority are.

I think you just hit on the submission and serving each other in marriage. It works great. It took me about 3.5 yrs to learn that.

:haha:

funny, most of those are right on for us....meaning, things you WOULDN'T hear in our house.... B)

I'd love to hear this one.

Mine is, "You always take out the trash. I just wanted to surprise you this time. I love you."

In my house its: "I take out the trash sometimes.."

"Yeah, once three months ago"


I don't even bother asking anymore...He's a weenie...

Uh yeah...whatever! I am FAR from a "Mrs. Wonderful"! :blink:

"Mr. Wonderful" has GOT to be joke. :sick: Ok, so hubby takes out the garbage without reminders. I'll give him props for that one.

My wife and I attended a marriage seminar with Jerry and Lynn Jones. It was awesome. One of the points they kept hitting was the "servant heart". Without servant hearts, the marriage is doomed.

Last night, in a wonderful display of "servant heart", my wife cleaned the kitchen for me. Now, remember - our roles are reversed. She comes home from a long day at work, says she's not hungry for dinner, and while the kids and I eat dinner, she cleans the kitchen. I honestly thought she was whipping up a smoothie for dessert, but she cleaned the kitchen. It was a wonderful gesture.

What can I do in return? Well, I've been thinking about that. Giving her a cuppa joe and propping up her feet after work is one idea. Having the house spotless (yeah, right! :rolf: ) when she gets home from work is another.

I'm married to Ms. Wonderful. Now, I need to stop being Mr. @$$hole.

yeah, it was quite a surprise to us when the company came to our doorstep asking if they could base these products off of our marriage. they said andy and i are the perfect example to others and wanted to market this new idea....... :thanks:


:rolf: :haha: :rolf: YEAH RIGHT!!!!!

in our house it goes like this:
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"hey honey, how was your day?"

"good. but i didn't accomplish much. i was on the computer doing homework and messing around for hours. then i had to feed the kids."

"so, are you planning on catching up with the laundry tonight? i need some clean underwear for work tomorrow."

"sorry. we're out of laundry detergent and i didn't feel like going to get any. if you need clean laundry, you can go buy the detergent and do it tonight if you feel like it."

"ok. man....i've got some bad gas today. must be the company's cafe food bothering me"

"me too. the oreo cookies are getting to me." :fart:

:rolf: sad...i know...but so true! :blink:

Looks like we're the Wonderful's too.

Seriously, the way the answers are written they can sound a little strange, but we're not that far off. It's all about having a servant's heart and submitting to each other. It's amazing how smoothly life flows when you operate in God's divine principles.