Well, we already know that a moose's hiney turns Lena on. What are some of your or or spouses wierd turn ons.

I'll go first.
Matt thinks Canadian accents are sexy. I can't watch figure skating with him anymore because he might hear Jamie Sale talk.

If only he knew that it was the Americans who have the accents.

Besides, Jamie Sales is French, so I guess he's attracted to the French Canadian accent... which means he may also be attracted to Celine Dion. Yikes!!

I'm a sucker for British accents. The secretary at my company is from England and I always find a reason to stop by the reception desk to chat it up with her.

Despite the fact that she's twice my age, I still find it to be hot. :)

No, he likes the :quote: oot and aboot :quote: kind of talking.

My wife in a *wet* swimsuit! :drool:

Thank goodness I don't talk like that! :blink:

Well you all know what turns me on so....I'll sit back and watch and learn what turns on the rest of YOUS. :popcorn:

You're right. I always assumed she was from Quebec because her last name is french (it's actually Salé), but she's actually from Alberta... which is where the "down and dirty" Canadians live.

Does she really say oot and aboot?

I remember those moose!!

The city was FILLED with them several years ago. People got pretty creative with their designs.

Clay - Did you know about the moose takeover? Or did you just find that on the net by chance? :booyah:

I was searching for moose images for Lena when I found that one. I thought a moose for her, and a moose for the kiddos!

Every couple of years, we have a 'cow-parade' here in Houston. Same basic thing.

Cow parade? :drool:

I almost took a pic of the neighbour's bulls rear-end the other day. Kids were commenting on the SIZE of his NUTS! :haha: It was so hilarious!

Oh, those moose don't do it for me. Sorry!

we live in my wife's hometown out in the middle of nowhere. it's a true hick town (i'm from indy). we do the annual "tractor parade" here. it's amazing how they can do those stupid things up!

Yeah - we already found out that you prefer fingers up your.... noses. Oh, well. To each their own!

watch it clay.....i NEVER said fingers! toys....my friend....toys. and NOT inserted either....JUST STIMULATION!!! geeeesh! now you are gonna get me in trouble!! :doh: j/k

Here's a WEIRD turn-on for my hubby. He likes Pam Anderson. :puke:

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She LOOKS good, but I wouldn't want to touch her....yucky.

Um - I'm talking about the photos where you're picking each other's NOSES!!!

oh yeah.....riiiiiiiiight. :rollseyes: :thumbsup: LOL

my hubby loves tan lines, and aloe vera lotion. and how i know, is once in FL i got extremely sunburned, and was a lobster with white tan lines, he went crazy. i was laying in bed hurting, not daring to move, and asked him to put on aloe vera gel. well, then he got all happy about rubbing this gel on my tan lines. i'm like hello!!! on the sunburn, and no we cant' have sex!!! :rolf: have no clue about the tan lines mixed with the aloe vera. freak!!

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bwahahahahahahaha

Tan lines are very sexy. They show you just how much a woman was willing to reveal in public.

That seems like it could be looked at two ways--"Wow--she's daring! How exciting! " Or "Wow--no modesty here!"

:offtopic: OK what about us ladies who are too fair complected to tan and will never have a tan line in her life??? Burn lines, but no tan..

I :quote: tan :quote: like you do, String. :lol:

Oooh! Sho me some of those sexy :quote: tan :quote: lines man! :drool:

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H A N D S____O F F ! ! ! !


He's mine.

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i have the "upper body tan" going on right now. i swim in the pool almost every day (at our local church camp and the lake) and my upper half is very tan, but my poor chubby legs get nuttin'!!!

wonder if it turns the hubby on?! :eyebrows: :haha:

make sure you have the aloe vera gel to go along with it!!! :rolf:

My hubby finally has tanned legs! For years he would never wear shorts, just jeans and even rarely joggers. I'd bought him casual shorts when we were first married and he just wouldn't wear them! :rollseyes: So for Father's Day I bought him another pair of nice shorts and whaddya know....he LOVES them! :bounce: I finally got my hubby to wear shorts so he wants to wear them everyday! He even got his knees burned mowing the lawn the other day! :eyebrows:

:rolf: :haha: :thumbsup: GOT IT!