A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay
bar.

"What the heck," he says to himself, " I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
name of your willy?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the
slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over.

So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a
beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy
asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a
lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
'Quality is Job One'." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'"
And gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his manhood.

Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my
willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled
look asks, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN'!!!!!"

:rolf: :haha:

:thumbsup:

:amen: :haha:

:lol: Hmmm, guess I should give hubby the name Double Mint Gum :D

Does this have anything to do with it "freshening your mouth"? :blink:

:lol: No...never heard the jingle?

"Double your pleasure, double your fun with
Doublemint, Doublemint, Doublemint Gum" :thumbsup: :D

I remember the old-school version that goes:

Double-Double your refreshment!
Double-Double your enjoyment!
Ooooohhhhh
No single gum likes to freshen your mouth liiiiiiiike!
Double Mint, Double Mint..... GUM!

There's NO single gum like it!!!!

That's the one I remember. But I think that one line is: "o single gum double freshens your mouth liiiiike.."

Ummm..Sarah? Are you saying its chewy and minty?

Um, no :lol: I'm saying it's double the pleasure and double the fun!

I can already picture Sarah blowing a cool icy mist out of her mouth after providing A2J with some oral pleasures.

Sarah: Now THAT was refreshing!
A2J: Yup! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

:lol:

He's got two?!? :blink: Are they the doublemint twins??

Just one...but as good as two ;)

And you know this... how?

Never mind, forget I asked. I don't need to know about the extracurricular activities in your household.

:whistle:

:lol: Well, I gave my explanation but you and String are intent on more details :lol:

I call mine Darth Vader. Ever look at the back of Darth Vader's helmet? :rolf:

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