A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th
wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet
beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an
exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all
this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for
the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish...
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92
years old.
The moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
:haha:
I'm a guy, but I still think that is funny.