NEIMAN MARCUS COOKIE RECIPE
A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already,
is a very expensive store; i.e., they sell your typical $8.00
T-shirt for $50.00.
Let's let them have it! THIS IS A TRUE STORY!
My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus
Cafe in Dallas, and we decided to have a small dessert.
Because both of us are such cookie lovers, we decided to try
the "Neiman-Marcus cookie." It was so excellent (sinfully delicious)
that I asked if they would give me the recipe, and the waitress
said with a small frown, "I'm afraid not, but you can buy the recipe."
Well, I asked how much, and she responded, "Only two fifty-it's
a great deal!" I agreed to that, and told her to just add it to my tab.
Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the
Neiman-Marcus charge was $285.00! I looked again, and I remembered
I had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for a scarf.
As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said, "Cookie Recipe-$250.00". That was outrageous!
I called Neiman's Accounting Department and told them the
waitress said it was "two fifty", which clearly does not mean
"two hundred and fifty dollars" by any reasonable interpretation of the phrase. Neiman-Marcus refused to budge.
They would not refund my money because, according to them, "What
the waitress told you is not our problem. You have already seen the
recipe. We absolutely will not refund your money at this point."
I explained to the Accounting Department lady the criminal
statutes which govern fraud in the state of Texas. I threatened to report them to the Better Business Bureau and the Texas Attorney General's office for engaging in fraud. I was basically told, "Do what you want. Don't bother thinking of how you
can get even, and don't bother trying to get any of your money back." I just said, Okay, you folks got my $250, and now I'm going to have $250 worth of fun." I told her that I was going to see to it that every cookie lover in the United States and Canada with an e-mail account has a $250 cookie recipe from Neiman-Marcus...for free.
She replied, "I wish you wouldn't do this."
I said, "Well, perhaps you should have thought of that before you ripped me off!" and slammed down the phone. So here it is!
Please, please, please pass it on to everyone you can possibly
think of. I paid $250 for this, and I don't want Neiman-Marcus to
EVER make another penny off of this recipe!
NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe may be halved)
2 cups butter
24 oz. chocolate chips
4 cups flour
2 cups brown sugar
2 tsp. soda
1 tsp. salt
2 cups sugar
1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
5 cups blended oatmeal
4 eggs
2 tsp. baking powder
2 tsp. vanilla
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder.
Cream the butter and both sugars.
Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt,
baking powder, and soda.
Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar, and nuts.
Roll into balls, and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet.
Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.
This is SO not a true story. How old is this urban legend?
And the cookies aren't even that good! Has anyone ever made them?
I've made them. I think they're pretty good.
| QUOTE (LynnMcG @ May 20 2006, 10:34 AM) |
This is SO not a true story. How old is this urban legend? And the cookies aren't even that good! Has anyone ever made them? |
What makes you think it's not true? In this day and age....anything is possible.
According to snopes.com, not true....
Neiman Marcus Cookie RecipeAltho I keep saying I'd like to try to make 'em, I think they sound yummy!
| QUOTE (Lena @ May 20 2006, 11:14 AM) |
| QUOTE (LynnMcG @ May 20 2006, 10:34 AM) | This is SO not a true story. How old is this urban legend? And the cookies aren't even that good! Has anyone ever made them? |
What makes you think it's not true? In this day and age....anything is possible.
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I remember hearing a long time ago, like 10 years ago, about this being a hoax. If I'm not mistaken, it was orignally a Macy's cookie, not Nieman Marcus.