1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM now severely upsets, rather
than settles, your stomach.

19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not
condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to
drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't
apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry butt. Then you forward it
to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the
same.

:lol:

:listenup: Hey - what's with all the 'old' jokes all of a sudden?

I know - it's the crow's feet, right?

Hey, Avon's got some goooooood stuff for that....just ask Lynn!! :thumbsup:

Heh, guess I've grown up! B)

Yep, I've grown up.

Here's another sign you've grown up - those three adolescent boys skateboarding outside your house make you want to call the police. Gone are the days when I would have just hung out with them!

Ooooh. Lynn's the Wicked Witch of Joisey!

Here's what you do. Scatter some pea gravel on the sidewalk where they're skating. Then you sit back and watch 'em wipe out. Makes their arms and legs look like raspberries!

Trust me. Some old man did that to me when I was 13...

Oh thank you Clay! I have a feeling my friends will be back. And I certainly plan on making their little potty mouth lives more difficult!