When's the last time you did something and ended up grossing yourself out?


Me I had a movement this morning that could have made a pig flinch.

WOW did it stank something fierce...

Several months ago I had an ingrown hair... inner thigh.

It grew into a bump/pimple filled with pus. It was there for days and got really painful. It was finally big enough to squeeze.

I guess I underestimated just how big and "ripe" it was. When I squeezed it, it let go a long stream of puss that literally squirted halfway across the room. I was so appalled with myself.

I'll get those on my rear....

it's bad when you barely nudge it and it hits your hand with enough force for you to feel it HIT.....

I really gross wifey out with that one

Um. wow. No pimple stories. Mine was similar, though, but it involved phlegm. Need I go on?

One time my roommate in college wiped a huge noodle size booger on my arm when I wasn't looking...

I proceed to take aim, and "farmer-blew" a mound of snot on him in retaliation....

I knew I liked you for a reason! :rolf:

Shoot that's nothing...


Yeah, my (best friend) ex-roommate had some doosies...


You know how your legs get cut and scratched from football...well, he was telling me that one time while he was taking a shower, his legs started stinging and burning...

He looked down and his old roommate (the one before me) was taking a piss on his legs and just howling about it...

Later my roomie said he took a dump on a paper towel and put it on his pillow as retrobution...


Needless to say, my roommate was the King of Gross and I, but his squire.

Wow... I'm in awe.....


I thought I could run with the big boys on this one... your ex roomie... dude....
BRoW

Ah, a new goal to shoot for...