My dad would have loved this one...
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry
about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm
getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help
each other. What does your wife look like? The young guy says, "Well,
she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs,
and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
I'll have to send that one along.