My wife is hot and doesn’t wear too much make up, but this is funny anyway.



She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.

Unfunny. :boo:

A kid was late for school when some bullies stopped him and made him listen to the story of the purple flowers. He tried to get away, letting them know he was late, but they held him and made him listen.

When he got to class, the teacher asked him why he was late. "When I was on my way to school, these bullies stopped me and made me listen to the story of the purple flowers. I tried to get away and tell them I was going to be late for school, but they made me listen. So, I'm late for school." The unsympathetic teacher sent him to the principal's office.

When he got to the office, the principal asked him why he was there. "When I was on my way to school, these bullies stopped me and made me listen to the story of the purple flowers. I tried to get away and tell them I was going to be late for school, but they made me listen. So, I'm late for school, and the teacher sent me here." The unsympathetic principal sent him home.

When he got home, his mother asked him why he was home so early. "When I was on my way to school, these bullies stopped me and made me listen to the story of the purple flowers. I tried to get away and tell them I was going to be late for school, but they made me listen. So, I was late for school. The teacher sent me to the principal's office and the principal sent me home." She sent him to his room.

A while later, his father came in and asked what was goin on. "When I was on my way to school, these bullies stopped me and made me listen to the story of the purple flowers. I tried to get away and tell them I was going to be late for school, but they made me listen. So, I was late for school. The teacher sent me to the principal's office and the principal sent me home. Then Mom sent me to my room." His dad sent him out of the house.

When he was walking down main street, he ran into a cop who asked him why he wasn't in school. "When I was on my way to school, these bullies stopped me and made me listen to the story of the purple flowers. I tried to get away and tell them I was going to be late for school, but they made me listen. So, I was late for school. The teacher sent me to the principal's office and the principal sent me home. Then Mom sent me to my room and my Dad kicked me out of the house."
The cop replied, "Kid, you need to join the Army!"

He went to the Army recruiter who asked why he was there. "When I was on my way to school, these bullies stopped me and made me listen to the story of the purple flowers. I tried to get away and tell them I was going to be late for school, but they made me listen. So, I was late for school. The teacher sent me to the principal's office and the principal sent me home. Then Mom sent me to my room and my Dad kicked me out of the house. A cop told me I should come here."
The Army recruiter replied, "We don't like troublemakers in the Army. You should join the Navy!"

He started across the street to the Navy recruiter and a car ran him over and killed him.

The Moral of the Story: Look both ways before you cross the street.

Now, that's funny!

aww geez Clay. I can't beleive I took time from my PRECIOUS day to read all of that and not laugh.

And Jacks...heard it.

:rolf: Now THAT'S funny!! :thumbsup:

any more jokes like that and i'm deleting this forum

I suppose you'll be taking all your toys and going home too?



:smack:

No... I'll be taking ALL the toys and going home! :nod:

What's up with all these dry jokes? Seems like I'm the only one with talent around here. :|

What exactly is that supposed to mean, anyway? :huh: :P