Louis the Mouse decided that he was going to build himself a brick house.

After doing all of the measurements and drawing up the blueprint, he calculated that he would need exactly 600 bricks to finish his task.

So Louis slaved over the building of this house for 3 straight days.

Once he was finished, he looked at his new brick house and was VERY pleased! Except for just one thing.... he had one extra brick left! :o

So Louis went to see his neighbor, Lena the Llama, and said to her, "I just built a house out of brick, and I have one brick left. What should I do with it?" :dunno:
And Lena replied saying, "I dunno... maybe you should throw it in the air! Hah!"
And then Lena slammed the door in his face.

Next, Louis went to see his other neighbor, Sarah the Salamander, and said to her, "I just built a house out of brick, and I have one brick left. What should I do with it?" :dunno:
And Sarah replied saying, "I dunno... maybe you should throw it in the air! Hah!"
And then Sarah slammed the door in his face.

Lastly, Louis went to see third neighbor, Clay the Cobra, and said to him, "I just built a house out of brick, and I have one brick left. What should I do with it?" :dunno:
And Clay replied saying, "I dunno... maybe you should throw it in the air! Hah!"
And then Clay slammed the door in his face.

So then Louis the Mouse took his brick and walked over to the nearest tree, and sat under the tree thinking and thinking and thinking about what he should so with the brick.

After 7 long hours, Louis jumped up in excitement for he had finally made up his mind about what he should do with the brick. :shakeit:













Can any of you guess what he did?

:haha: I have no clue, but that was SO hilarious! :rolf:

He took the "F" out of brick...

There ain't no "F" in brick!! :rolf:

Sorry, that's the wrong answer. :)

7 hours sittin on a brick...

Nope, no clue.

He hit Lena and Clay with the brick and ran off with Sarah. Now you only see him as he :wave: driving by in his truck - careful to go only about 5 MPH over the speed limit... (that's about 8KPH - I think).

Well..... hmmm, if'n it were me wit the brick, it wouldn't have taken 7 hours to come up wit whackin everbody in the head that slammed the door in my face hehe I don't take slammin doors well mysef.

But I haven't a clue what er how you'd end up wit an extra brick, less you figured it wrong er ya missed one, so... beats me LOL

All I came up with was that he was "sittin" a brick...scared?!! oh gosh, I am not very good at these things.

*sneaks out the backdoor*

Uh, after 7 hours he must've been shittin' bricks? :blink:

lol

Do you guys give up yet?

That's what I said! S'ittin bricks...

I give up! What's the answer?

He threw it......


































































IN THE AIR!!! :rolf:

uhhh, no hard feelings Red...but I feel let down.

Don't quit your day job brother.

I'm usually not this blunt, bro, but that was really lame. I mean - really lame. :doh:

I love ya anyway, Red!

This reminds me of a joke. When I have time, I'll post it....

I have a better joke! :D

Patrick had just boarded an airplane, looking for seat 45E.

Once he found it, he noticed that he was to be seated next to a beautiful woman named Deb and that the two of them were to share a window seat.

Patrick also noticed that Deb had a dog in her lap.

Before Patrick had a chance to ask, Deb said, "They ran out of room in the animal storage area, so the captain said that it was alright for me to carry my dog on my lap! :D"

Patrick gave an uninterested shrug and proceeded to turn on his iPod and listen to his favorite Dolly Parton MP3s.

Shortly after the plane had taken off, it seemed as though Deb's dog didn't like the sound of the songs that were playing, so she started barking and barking and barking.

Naturally, this annoyed Patrick as he was no longer able to meditate on his favorite songs. So he turned up his iPod.

Now that the songs were louder, this made Deb's dog bark even MORE!

As expected, this back and forth game continued until everyone on the plane started complaining about the noise.

Grace, the stewardess, approached Deb and Patrick and said, "LISTEN!! You fools better come to a resolution right now, or else I'm gonna take matters into my own hands!"

Sadly, this did not work, and Patrick and Deb continued to argue with each other while the dog and iPod continued to make a horrible noise throughout the plane.

So Grace came back, grabbed the dog and the iPod, and threw both of them out of the airplane's window!!!!

Grace walked off proudly while the rest of the passengers watched silently in shock! Patrick and Deb both scurried over to the window to see the fate of the beloved possessions.

They saw that Deb's dog was gripping on to the wing of the airplane for dear life!!









Guess what was in the dog's mouth........

Oh, ok. I still think he was shittin' bricks. :P

The wing was in the Dogs Mouth



NO MORE DUMB JOKES IN THE JOKES FORUM..

Don't be a spoiled sport, man!! :D

























































The BRICK was in the dog's mouth. Sheesh!

It's a two-part joke. :|

:rolf: Now THAT was funny!! :thumbsup:

Thank you!

I was pretty much expecting the responses that 4Jacks, Claybro, and Lynn gave. :)

Now all they have to do is see the rest of the joke.

The only possible way that Joke could of been Funny is if Patrick was looking for Seat 29E not 45E

http://msgboard.snopes.com/travel/graphics/seat29e.pdf


NOW NO MORE STUPID JOKES IN MY FORUM, BEST I PULL OUT MY MOD AND GAT AND GANK SOMEBUDDY.

If you can define "stupid joke" the way I agree with, I'll let you keep this thread locked. Otherwise.... :box: :P

I like stupid jokes. :P
=Þ

I jes think o'l 4jacks is havin emotional troubles this week.... er more so this week then normal hehe Trouble in paradise my friend?

Lena’s causing trouble AGAIN huh!!! =P

Look… If it’s not funny, then it doesn’t go in the Jokes forum… My name is on the Forum =P So If it don’t make me Chuckle, then It’s not Funny…

Now the Seat 29E complaint letter… I put in a Link… Did you guys read that????

THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!



And While I’m on the Topic.. This Forum is SERIOUSLY DRAGGING!!!!!


New Rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone has to Submit a New Joke at least Once a Week!!!
A Funny one!!

I’ll start us off and dig one up!

DWT

Thats why I stuck mine in the hang out fourm hehe

Ok, this is getting out of hand! :P

Jacks, your jokes are lame! <~ That's a funny! :haha: