Title: Men's Restroom Etiquette Question #1
Description: Speaking while urining
Redguard - December 3, 2005 07:41 AM (GMT)
Let's say that you're at work and you go to the restroom to pee pee at a urinal.
Would it be acceptible if a co-worker you knew came to one of the urinals, started using it, and then tried to engage in a conversation with you?
rasplundjr - December 3, 2005 07:56 AM (GMT)
Frankly it's happened to me all the time.... as long as they're not meat gazing I got no prob with it...
squatpuke - December 3, 2005 09:05 AM (GMT)
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LMTO (laugh my tail off) at Raspy....
Meat GAZING is NEVER acceptible....
(I think it's the ONLY place where guys really converse in eye-to-eye fashion...I'm always checking out the eyes of the nextdoor pisser - and if they're lookin' down and to left or right then....<shudder>....nevermind)
Talking to someone you know is ok...IMHO...that is, you already have a bond, might as well make it more intimate.
I don't like to talk to strangers while "lettin' go of the yellow flow"
rasplundjr - December 3, 2005 09:41 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ Dec 3 2005, 03:05 AM) |
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LMTO (laugh my tail off) at Raspy....
Meat GAZING is NEVER acceptible....
(I think it's the ONLY place where guys really converse in eye-to-eye fashion...I'm always checking out the eyes of the nextdoor pisser - and if they're lookin' down and to left or right then....<shudder>....nevermind)
Talking to someone you know is ok...IMHO...that is, you already have a bond, might as well make it more intimate.
I don't like to talk to strangers while "lettin' go of the yellow flow" |
Yeah the stranger thing kinda cuts off the flow.... until they leave me alone....
4jacks - December 4, 2005 02:07 AM (GMT)
NO
I'M NOT GHEY, I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR JIMMIE, I DON'T WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME, I'M HERE FOR ONE THING AND THEN I'M LEAVING
clayman - December 4, 2005 04:22 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (rasplundjr @ Dec 3 2005, 01:56 AM) |
| Frankly it's happened to me all the time.... as long as they're not meat gazing I got no prob with it... |
I gotta agree. As you may not have noticed, I'm rather extroverted. I don't mind talking about things. That goes here on the 'net and in real life as well.
Face forward as you speak, though...
rasplundjr - December 6, 2005 05:33 AM (GMT)
Yes facing forward is best but if not forward maintain eye contact.....
squatpuke - December 6, 2005 08:01 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (4jacks @ Dec 3 2005, 08:07 PM) |
NO
I'M NOT GHEY, I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR JIMMIE, I DON'T WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME, I'M HERE FOR ONE THING AND THEN I'M LEAVING |
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No need for rudeness when urinating...
Are you one of the dudes that practically stands INSIDE the urnial so no one sees his "pee-pee"?
GutterRat - December 21, 2005 12:30 PM (GMT)
If you are a stranger - Shut your pie hole and pee. We can talk while we wash our hands.
If I know you - we can talk - keep looking straight ahead & we will be fine.
squatpuke - December 21, 2005 12:39 PM (GMT)
Geez Gutter...only 3 weeks to answer this one....
Been lurking in the Ladies forum again?
GutterRat - December 21, 2005 12:40 PM (GMT)
It was down on the list....never noticed it out there. Sorry. :(
4jacks - December 21, 2005 05:46 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ Dec 6 2005, 02:01 AM) |
| Are you one of the dudes that practically stands INSIDE the urnial so no one sees his "pee-pee"? |
I refer to him as Jimmie, but YES !!!!!
GutterRat - December 21, 2005 05:47 PM (GMT)
Oh....I see an idea for a new thread.....
But ....as for the OP.....you shouldn't even be standing next to another guy while going. That's another men's room etiquette - at least one urinal between you and him.
oIgo - December 21, 2005 09:36 PM (GMT)
Look, I'd rather talk to a stranger while drainin me lizard than have that uncomfortable silence and hear the guy in the 3 stalls down talkin to it come on baby ummmmmmmm...............ploop bllllaaapappappaappaa.
clayman - December 22, 2005 02:22 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (oIgo @ Dec 21 2005, 03:36 PM) |
| Look, I'd rather talk to a stranger while drainin me lizard than have that uncomfortable silence and hear the guy in the 3 stalls down talkin to it come on baby ummmmmmmm...............ploop bllllaaapappappaappaa. |
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Yeah, I got two daughters.