Title: How Did That Chicken Cross The Free Way?
Addicted2~Jesus - April 20, 2006 02:46 AM (GMT)
Pretty simple, answer me this:
How did the chicken cross the free way?
To git the answer simply take the E out of free an the F out of way an you've got it :P
clayman - April 20, 2006 12:08 PM (GMT)
I'm usually pretty good at these. But I don't get it :blink:
sf49erfan - April 20, 2006 01:09 PM (GMT)
Take the "F" out of "way" ????
andiesmama - April 20, 2006 01:44 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Apr 20 2006, 07:08 AM) |
| I'm usually pretty good at these. But I don't get it :blink: |
I'm glad I"m not the only one..... :whistle: B)
Redguard - April 20, 2006 01:58 PM (GMT)
I tried really hard to figure this one out...
The best that I could come up with was assuming that A2J meant to say, "Get the F out of the way"... but even then, I'm still unsure. :(
clayman - April 20, 2006 02:24 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Redguard @ Apr 20 2006, 07:58 AM) |
I tried really hard to figure this one out...
The best that I could come up with was assuming that A2J meant to say, "Get the F out of the way"... but even then, I'm still unsure. :( |
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing...
Addicted2~Jesus - April 20, 2006 03:28 PM (GMT)
LOL, jes in case ya folks was wonderin, yes everthins speeled right an I meant it all the way I says it, ya'll all git it before long, then ya all goin to kick yasefs to LOL
I kicked mysef first time I run through that joke to, so I wouldn't feel to bad hehe
clayman - April 20, 2006 03:44 PM (GMT)
Refway?
fry...wae?
we fry a?
warey?
wary?
Redguard - April 20, 2006 03:47 PM (GMT)
I just don't know how to take an "F" out of "way". :(
clayman - April 20, 2006 03:49 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Redguard @ Apr 20 2006, 09:47 AM) |
| I just don't know how to take an "F" out of "way". :( |
It must be a Deep South Texas thang, 'cuz this Texan don't get it either.
Sorry, I've got to agree with the snowbird from Toronto...
*edit*
Ya know, we're looking at this too literally. The answer's gotta be less literal. What are synonyms for way?
Addicted2~Jesus - April 20, 2006 03:51 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Redguard @ Apr 20 2006, 09:47 AM) |
| I just don't know how to take an "F" out of "way". :( |
This Canyuck is sure gittin close
Addicted2~Jesus - April 20, 2006 03:52 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Apr 20 2006, 09:49 AM) |
| QUOTE (Redguard @ Apr 20 2006, 09:47 AM) | | I just don't know how to take an "F" out of "way". :( |
It must be a Deep South Texas thang, 'cuz this Texan don't get it either.
Sorry, I've got to agree with the snowbird from Toronto...
*edit*
Ya know, we're looking at this too literally. The answer's gotta be less literal. What are synonyms for way?
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Erm... scratch all that junk you said an try lookin a bit more literally at it LOL
clayman - April 20, 2006 03:52 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Addicted2~Jesus @ Apr 20 2006, 09:51 AM) |
| QUOTE (Redguard @ Apr 20 2006, 09:47 AM) | | I just don't know how to take an "F" out of "way". :( |
This Canyuck is sure gittin close
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OK, I'll bite -
how do you get the 'f' out of way?
Honey - April 20, 2006 03:59 PM (GMT)
Get out of the "F"ing way? :dunno:
Thought you could pull a fast one on us, eh A2J? :P
4jacks - April 20, 2006 04:17 PM (GMT)
Addicted2~Jesus - April 20, 2006 04:30 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (4jacks @ Apr 20 2006, 10:17 AM) |
| this thread sucks |
In the words of our fearless leader GR
Yo Mamma!
Addicted2~Jesus - April 20, 2006 04:31 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (clayharryman @ Apr 20 2006, 09:52 AM) |
| QUOTE (Addicted2~Jesus @ Apr 20 2006, 09:51 AM) | | QUOTE (Redguard @ Apr 20 2006, 09:47 AM) | | I just don't know how to take an "F" out of "way". :( |
This Canyuck is sure gittin close
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OK, I'll bite -
how do you get the 'f' out of way?
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As pathetic as this entire joke is hehe I'll jes give it to you.
Take the E out of Free an the F out of Way.
How could the chicken cross the road?
There ain't no F in way........
:doh:
Redguard - April 20, 2006 04:37 PM (GMT)
Redguard - April 20, 2006 04:40 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Addicted2~Jesus @ Apr 20 2006, 11:31 AM) |
Take the E out of Free an the F out of Way.
How could the chicken cross the road?
There ain't no F in way........
:doh: |
As funny as that joke was, I doubt that I would've ever gotten it.
Maybe it's a regional thing, but I'm sure I would never has said, "There ain't no F in way".
Knowing me, I would've been like, "There aren't any F's in way" or something along those lines.
Texas.... :thumbsup:
clayman - April 20, 2006 05:29 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Redguard @ Apr 20 2006, 10:40 AM) |
| Maybe it's a regional thing, but I'm sure I would never has said, "There ain't no F in way". |
Yeah, but we don't say "I would never has"... :haha:
| QUOTE |
| Texas.... :thumbsup: |
Redguard's welcome down here any day!
Reminds me of the following exchange:
| QUOTE (Heard at a Jack in the Box Drive Thru) |
Jack: Welcome to Jack in the Box.
Customer: I'd like a Jumbo Jack and a large order of fries.
Jack: We got no fries, they're cleaning the fryer. Would you like something else?
Cust: OK, then, gimme a small order of fries.
Jack: Listen closely, butt-breath, we ain't got no fries.
Cust: OK, just gimme a order of fries.
Jack: Hey - who put the straw in strawberries?
Cust: God did.
Jack: Yeah, that's right, God did it. Now, who put the ape in apricot?
Cust: God did.
Jack: Ok, no listen REAL close: Who put the freak in french fries?
Cust: Uh - there ain't no freak in french fries!
Jack: That's what I've been tryin' to tell you! There ain't no freakin french fries!
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LynnMcG - April 20, 2006 06:38 PM (GMT)
That sounds like Jersey regional...do they talk like that in the deep south too?
We were just talking about "F" bombs this morning!