A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This
new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of
the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full
of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!
The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How
much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young ! fellow looked at him and replied, "I make
$300 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four
weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and
asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

:rolf:

:lol:

:blink: maybe I should look into pizza delivery.... :haha:

No Deb...you'll just eat it all! J/K :haha:


Great joke! Bet that pizza boy went home happy! :haha:

Pizza delivery guys around here make amazing money. One of the Domino's delivery guys drives a $30,000 car. And he pays for it working at Domino's. Of course he probably lives at home, but still. I had a Dodge Omni hatchback when I was working after school.

I would never want to be a delivery person....they just finished up a court case where a delivery guy was shot in the head when he delivered some Chinese food to a house.... :(

I worked my way through college delivering pizzas. It wasn't lucrative, but I had plenty of beer and a tent on Padre Island Beach.

After Nichole was born, I tried to make some extra dough delivering pizzas. I couldn't hack it. I quit after two months. Houston is a scary place to deliver pizzas.

They did an episode on Law & Order where the pizza delivery guy was murdered. The story came from something that happened in the next town over from me. A couple of kids called from our Dunkin Donuts to order a pizza and had it delivered to an abandoned house. It was a late night call, so the restaurant owner went with the delivery boy. The two kids were waiting on the porch of the house and when they got there they shot and killed them both. When they asked them why they did it, they said something like how they wanted to see what it felt like to kill someone.

:nono:

In Corpus, one of Domino's stores was in a rough location. It had bulletproof plexiglass 6 inches thick surrounding the customer area. There was a 'sally gate' between the customer area and the kitchen - inside the store. (a sally gate is two locked doors controlled by separate electronic switches - only one can be opened at a time) If a customer got through one door, he would be trapped long enough to call police.

A driver from that store (an acquaintance of mine) delivered a pizza to four guys who beat him into a coma. They didn't take his cash, they just took the pizza. The guy never fully recovered.