What was your funniest Gas experience....


The day I got the keys to my now apartment. My BIL lives right next door... hear them through the wall next door.....

he came over with his son, I was staning inthe corner of my kitchen and didn't think that anyone could fit behind me... My place so I let one rip my nephew came bolting from behind me like his head was on fire.....

Oh BTW Nephew is Butt height..... he caught it point blank....

Well, I kinda had this pose I struck whenever I blew one. Standing, raise one leg in the air and pump both arms (think "Yeah!"). Well, this buddy of mine thought that was funny. One morning, after I drove him to work, I was outside my car talking with a pretty lady, and she looked at my buddy and said "You're disgusting!" and walked away.

I turned around, and he'd struck this pose.

Later, she told me that if those are the kind of people with whom I hung out, then I must be like that too. She never said anything to me again.

I can't of any for myself...

I posted this on CF...but my college roommate (later became my best man) and I made a "Fart Tape" on a cassette recorder..


When ever we felt the urge, we'd hit play/record and document the experience.



Very cool to go back and hear the expressions of wonderment w/o the odorous aftershocks....






Now I'm having fun w/the kids...I'll let one go and blame one of the other...they just smile back and say..."no....daddy" or "no....bubba" (our dog).