Ask away.... though I caution you some answers may leave scars.... I really need to fix those broken keys.....

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I am the Great and Powerful Ooz...I grant you 3 wishes (and no wishing for more wishes or gettin' out of the Cave of Wonders freebie).

What are they?

Favorite Baskin Robbins Flavor....


Has your lb'age gone up or down these past few weeks....(yes, I know we just had Thanksgiving)



When was the worse spanking you got and why'd you get it?

1) Peace of mind
2) Strength of will
3) Patience

the same three things I pray for multiple times daily.

Gold Medal Ribbon..... haven't had it in over a year.....

As far as poundage goes... I have absolutely no clue, I don't have a scale that goes up that far....

Almost forgot worst spanking......

Well there was the time I got knocked upside the head with a varmit bat - short club used to killing raccoons, opossum etc (Dad from backwoods) I was 18 I was in a yelling match with my niece, my Mother wanted her out of the lake and made me get her, I had a load of homework to do and wanted to get it done so I could slack.... Shouting match ensued I got hit withthe bat... solid oak about 3 inches round at it's thinnest I cracked the bat at it's thickest... couldn't see well enough to drive for three days...

There was also the time I was debating government with mom... I was 23 I was hit witha vacumn cleaner... I broke the vacumn cleaner... I was not happy with government, mom defends it because her brother was in army, army gave him leukemia because of all the chems they pumped in him and the crap he was exposed to.. I made a comment about her supporting the people murdering her brother... I couldn't lie on my back for a week.....

Actual spanking spanking???? I was arguing with mom about something I was 13... (yes I was very argumentative as a child, and it's only gotten worse) I don't rememebr what it was mom got mad (she was making dinner) started hitting me witha spatula I raised my hand to protect my face she thought I was raising to hit her I got spanked like you would not believe, then Dad came up and nearly beat me unconscious because he thought I was trying to hit my mother.....

What was your favorite cartoon to watch when you were a kid?

How many kids do you have?

Is that you in your avatar? :)

GI Joe, Transformers, and Thundercats... and Dungeons and Dragons....

Two so far... Both from Wife's previous marriage - Son Zach 13, and Daughter Brittany 9

Both are usually great kids but sometimes I wonder if they aren't really mine.... they act too much like me...

Mom Dad I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo freaking sorry

Yes that is me in my beloved Viking Helmet at work....

:lol: There are days when I call my mom and just tell her I'm sorry. :D

So, Ras - I'll ask you the typical questions:

Corn flakes or Sugar Crisp?

Tinker Toys or Legos?

Pencil or pen?

Real logs or gas fireplace?

So, Ras - I'll ask you the typical questions:

Corn flakes or Sugar Crisp?

Fruity Pebbles... okay lately oatmeal.....

Tinker Toys or Legos?
Both

Pencil or pen?
Both again

Real logs or gas fireplace?
REAL FIRE!!!! Though with me it's always gassy

:rolf:
Hey, GR, we may have a new TMI king here!

Who inspires you?

What is your favorite body part?

Where do you see yourself 5 yrs from now?

How will you be different in a year from now (older does not count)?

How do you feel about your life right now?

What is your favorite food?

Where do you most want to go to in this world?

Who are your favorite actor and actress?

Do you remember your first kiss?

Do you have any fears and what are your plans to overcome them?

Are you involved with your church? (Besides sitting in the pew.) What do you do?

Who inspires you?

Depends on the Situation - Jesus and God defiantely inspire me to want to be a better man, My wife inspires me to be a better man and a better husband.
Stephen King inspires me to be a writer, my friends and family inspire me to write. Life inspires me to perform bitter at the world stand up for my friends....

What is your favorite body part?

On me or on my Wife??? Me - my eyes or my smile... on my wife... um the whole package, but the eyes are REALLY nice if I have to single one out....

Where do you see yourself 5 yrs from now?

Bell tower with a sniper rifle...... Seriously having the I don't care if you're eighteen your under my roof talk with my son... hopefully still married, hopefully published or doing stand up couple times a week for kicks, and working at a job that treats me a little better than property...

How will you be different in a year from now (older does not count)?

More bitter if I stay at my current job, hopefully a better husband and father....

How do you feel about your life right now?

I almost killed myself Sunday night actually.... My love of my Parents, Wife and Kids stopped me.... I actually still have a small mark from the knife left on my chest.... My life is crap right now, but my wife and kids make it worth it for now, and hopefully it gets better....

What is your favorite food?

YES... oh wait that 's not a yes or no question... ah what the heck YES!!! Seriously I like Burritos a lot , and pasta, and Pizza... Bachelor food.... I miss my bachelor food.... Mostly I prefer to eat grilled chicken....

Where do you most want to go to in this world?

Ireland, Germany and Sweden for a guided tour of my lineage, and maybe down under just because it looks so darn cool

Who are your favorite actor and actress?

They change all the time... At the moment it's a tossup between Tom Welling, Collin Ferrel (sp), and Christian Bale (Well Christopher Walken Val Kilmer and Deniro are on the list too), actress... dunno havne't really been paying attention to them....

Do you remember your first kiss?

Yes but I'd rather forget it, and the whole relationship it wa attached to...

Do you have any fears and what are your plans to overcome them?

I have many fears, but I do not plan to overcome them. I just trudge on in spite of them.

Well I consider myself my church.

I work on furthering my personal faith whenever I can.

I don't begrudge those that feel they need to go to a building, but I can talk to God everyday from wherever I am I don't need a church for that.

The church that I go to with my wife. If I continue to go. There was a falling out in the family last night so I don't know if I'm going to continue to go to their church, I was planning on maybe joining one of the mens groups but now I dont' know.

I saw you ask Squatpuke...

"Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?"

Those questions are asked in that same exact order in a song by The Genius (GZA) called "4th Chamber".

Do you listen to Wu-Tang?

No, but those questions are asked inthe same exact order adding the third question "why do I love my wife?" in one of my favorite movies "Last Boyscout" staring one of my All time favorite actors Bruce Willis.

That's actually where I got it from.

I'll listen to Wu Tang (just about anything) but I am not quite a fan.

Shut your pie-hole....

If you kill yourself I'll personally travel to the midwest (would be my first visit there btw) and kick all 500lbs of your butt right through to the pearly gates...


C'mon dude...good bros don't talk like that...we need you here at FHL almost as much as your family needs you there...GOD has a purpose for you my friend, even if it's keepin' a low-life like me entertained during the nightshift.


send me an email if you need some private venting "man time"....

squatpuke@gmail.com

Like I said ALMOST.

Some crap happened this weekend that along with everything else I feel like I'm juggling that caused me to stagger. I let the depression go too far and didn't care enough to reign it in.

I'm not going anywhere just yet. I got thoroughly ticked at myself, and everything that's putting pressure on me.

This sounds like a bad thing but it's really a good thing.

When I get this POed then I strat thinking about ways to push back and turn the tables.

It'll take a while to get my plan finished and implemented, but it should just do the trick....

Have you ever tried "Quarterback Crunch" from Baskin Robbins?


If no, are you willing to try it?


If yes, why isn't it your favorite flavor?


What are 5 of your most favorite MOVIE quotes? (no cheap TV quotes here please).


Have you ever broken a bone? Which one, when, why?


College? When, where, what degree?


Shoe size? - (sometimes more of a determinant than hand size...not that I care about your pee-pee... lol.... JACKS, shudup in advance ! ! ! )

No I've never tried it.
Once I feel I've earned a treat I just might.

Crap only 5???

Don't get cocky kid. - Harrison Ford as Han Solo in Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope

If I get out of this alive I swear to Christ I'm going to dance a jig. - Bruce Willis as Joe "Corneilus" Hallenbeck in Last Boyscout

In response to Schwarzeneger's "I'll be back"
Only in reruns - Richard Dawson, can't rememebr character name in Running Man

I'm reflecting onthe immortal words of Socrates when he said, "I drank what?" - Val Kilmer as Chris Knight in Real Genius

I just ambushed you with a cup of coffee - Robert Deniro, can't rememebr character name in Ronin

Not that I'm aware of, though I might have had a hairline fracture in my right fibula from sparing with a friend of mine that used to used to play soccer (in HS he broke another kids leg trying to steal the ball)... This was about the time I got my EMS cert so 1995 or 1996 It was numb for bout a year and aches something terrible when it's going to snow or rain....

Purdue University Calumet
1991-1992, and 1999-2000
Hammond, IN
Was working for CIS and Programming degrees might finish up on them someday prolly not....

13eee

Okay I had to throw one more movie quote in from Real Genius.

-I had a strange dream.
-Was it that dream where you're dressed in sort of sun god robes standing atop a pyramid whith thousands of naked screaming women throwing little pickels at you?
-NO!
-Heh. Why am I the only one that has that dream....

oh and from ski school

-To be the best you must loose your mind

oh Mallrats

-Touch not lest ye be touched.

-Wow She even calls you callow
-You say that like it's a bad thing
-It is it means cowardly and weak willed
-Wow I thought that was the only part of the letter that was complimentary...

-Too little too late
-WHAT you said it was a good size!!!

-Come son of Jor'El KNEEL BEFORE ZOD hehehe snoochie boochies

Batman
-Where does he get those wonderful toys

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade / Dogma
-No Ticket

I'm going to stop now...

BTW Movie quotes was one of my Best friends and my favorite game....

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!


- - Willie Wonka



ONLY 5 RASPY.....ONLY 5....sheesh....were you one of those intolerable 1st graders that didn't play well with others?

What do you mean I still don't play well with others...

I need that on a T-Shirt...

This is the one I want....


Click shirt to read....


http://www.hackerthreads.com/ItemMatrix.as...q=&MatrixType=1

I had that posted over my desk at my previous IT job.. the Director of IT had no idea what it meant...

Ya know, every time I read this I have a vision of the UT Tower in my beloved capital city of Austin....

I like that one!

I think I'll have my dad make me a shirt like that....

What song is running through your head right now?

Is it true, sir, that Aluminum Foil can prevent others from reading our thoughts? :unsure:

What's the size of your bicep?

What is your dream car? And, do you think you will ever get it?

What do you like best about being a father?

What hinders you from being your best this week?

Imagine that whatever you did you could not fail. What would you do?

Do you think like who you are?

Do you feel like a success or a failure?

What thing that you touch appeals to you the most?

Do you prefer a direct style of communication or something less direct?

Do you think you will ever get out of debt?

Do you mind me asking you these questions?

ACtually none...

Been way too busy....

Earlier inteh day soeone involed ABBA so dancing queen was sauntering but not running...


Though if I start thinking about music.... White Christmas, What Child is this, In the Light, Jesus Freak, She Loves my **** (from Jackyl) , and some nameless Bon Jovi Tune come running forward wanting to mosh through my gourd....

Yes hoever you need to be completely sealed in the foil airtight for about half an hour for it to truly work... so unfortuneatly it doesn't work inthe manner we all hope it would....

roughly six inches and VERY squishy....

61 Mako Vette.... Not in this size category....
Maybe after I can get down to a reasonable size, and if several of my stories can finally finsih so I can sell them for huge sums of cash..... Realistically... No I don't see it happening.. but that's what dreams are for to thwart the crushing tyranny of reality....

Hugs.... Looking into the eyes of my kids (when they aren't getting into trouble and needing to be corrected) and seeing the love there.

Depression, fear that I'm failing my family because I can't provide for them, like I could provide for myself (go figure I only had to look out formyself until about a year ago then I had three more people to look after), anger at my situation, my paycheck, and my in laws.

I'd be a writer. And I'd live healthier. I'd be the best husband and father I could.

Depends onteh day and whether or not the old Manic Depression is playing happy or sad... For the most part I love who I am, there are a few things that I'm less than pleased about in my character and trying to change them is a pain in the butt... For the most part and I'd like to say most of the time I like who and what I am. - - Okay misread the question the first time around though it said do I think I like who I am.... now to answer the real question Do I think like who I am......I don't know I don't understand the question....

Depends on the subject..... Most of the time I feel a failure... I feel like I let everyone down because I usually just fall short or just meet my expectations of what I should be able to do. I usually impress a fair amount of others, but they're not the ones that have to live with my attempts....

Physically touch? My wife?
Metaphorically touch? My writing....

Well I prefer writing... I can rant and complain and be as angry as I want then I can edit it to be more professional, or better suited for someone to read... when I start speaking my mind there is no rewind / edit button.... I start more fires with my mouth than I do with a pen...

I don't know.. I sure as heck hope so but only time and the Lord can tell...

If I did mind I wouldn't answer...

I learn as much about myself from the questions I ask others as much as I get from the answers. I learn a fair piece I think from the questions others ask me both of myself and the questioner.

I like to amass knowledge, especially of myself. Learning more about myself lets me know my true enemy better. Right now I'm my own worst enemy. My failings are my fault, my position is my fault, my health is my fault. If I can learn how to change the traits that put me in the positions and circumstances I'm in, I can change my stars, and set a new course for myself.

What do you write about? or what are you writing about right now?

What is the funniest joke you can tell us?

Is it true about shoe sizes and your other size being the same size? :blink:

Mostly Horror / Fantasy / Sci-Fi.

I actually write a lot about an unseen war between the heavenly and hellish hosts that are being waged around us all the time. I use a lot of monsters (demons / werewolves / vampires etc...) to show how far we can go as a race and still be able to find hope and redemption, and that it's not an easy path to salvation. I have many different storylines go through my head on any given day, but that is the main "World" in which my stories are based.

Funniest Joke I can tell you.....
I'll have to get back to you on that.... Joke how.. Joke story, riddle, joke like Stand up material? I have to know what my guidlines are here... something original, something I heard once that still makes me giggle like a little girl....???

Yes it is true... It makes for one goofy looking person......... Or do you mean that we have to buy big gloves and big shoes..... If you're askig the other question... my wife isn't complaining... well not to me at least...

Man, that stuff sounds good! I'd really like to read it!