WHY IS IT....

that everytime i go to the bathroom to poop the whole family thinks it's time for "family fun time" ?!?! :dunno:

That's one of life's great mysteries! :lol:

yeah...but in a house with only one bathroom and SIX people, it gets a little cramped at times!! although, some of our most wonderful memories come from the bathroom...i have to admit! :poop:

That's where I'm blessed. I stink it up so bad nobody wants to be around!

:poop: can be your friend.

SIGWORTHY!! :haha:

OK, my turn...

WHY IS IT....

when you shave your underarms, there's ALWAYS one tiny little hair that refuses to let go? Thus ruining the smooth silky look you're going for.... :wall:

Have to let 4Jacks answer that....oh wait.....he shaves his bum...nevermind. :rolf:

ha! that was me TODAY!! i was trying to shave my legs and my pits to feel a little bit more like a woman again....let's just say it's been a long while since i've shaved either! (i know rat, i'm "nasty")
i thought all was good (our light was burned out over the shower) until i got out and was putting my deoderant on and noticed that i missed a few here and there! aaaahhhh!! so frustrating!!!

That happens enough on my face. Shaved this morning, this afternoon I was pulling long hairs out of my chin. Ouch!

ME TOO!!!! YUCK!!! :eyebrows:

WHY IS IT....

that no matter how many times I put all the shoes by the door they still end up all over the house?

:doh:

:lol: The answer to that is easy! You have a toddler! They can rearrange a house in seconds!

But sometimes its my husband :unsure: :unsure: :D

Why is it that no matter where my husband puts his house shoes, the baby finds them and chews on them?

Why is it that my three year old daughter repeats herself over and over and over and over and over and over and over!!!!?????? aaaaahhhh!!! :angry:

Why is it that my wife MUST always try to have a conversation with me while I'm sitting on the pot trying to do my crossword puzzle???

Because she can have your undivided attention cos you can't get away! :lol:

:rollseyes: "MOMMY!" "MOMMY!" "MOMMY!" "PLEEEEEEAAAASE?" "PLEEEEEAAAASE?" "PLEEEEAAAASE?"

I hear ya' sister....

I'm thirsty" "Okay Elijah--Let me finish changing this diaper and I'll get you something to drink." "I'm Thirsty"........................................................................................"I'm Thirsty."

It must be a three year old thing!

.....and it must be a five year old thing, and a seven year old thing too!! does it ever go away???!!! as the rat would say..."GEEESH"! :doh:

Yeah, my seven-year-old is teaching my two-and-a-half-year-old to do it... :blink:

Kat's pretty good about not whining too much after I've acknowledged her request for something. Maybe it's it's because she knows she won't get what it is she wants if she keeps repeating herself :lol: If she whines there's always a "delay" after I'm available as a "penalty" for driving me nuts repeating herself over and over.

yeah...that worked with the first two kids....after the last two were born i gave up on it i think. there were more important things that i needed to keep my feet planted on, and unfortunately nagging mommy got put by the way-side. it IS getting a little better though. i started a rule that if they want my attention they come and hold my wrist w/o talking. that way, they aren't interrupting me and i still know they need me. then, when i am able/willing...i will address them and we can talk. that works out pretty good----especially if i have people over or i'm on the phone!!! also, we have taught our kids that it is a privilege (sp?) to be in the company of adults so they don't join in our "adult time" unless they are invited to. that's been helping a lot too!

That wrist idea sounds great...I need to work on something like that with Andie, the times when I'm on the phone are when she seems to "need" me the most!! :rollseyes:

Why is it....

That I can drink coffee, an then drink milk, an then drink coffee an there's no problem, but if I drink coffee wit milk in it I :puke: seriously, I cain't mix em before my belly, it's one of em mysteries :screwy:

that's funny! i'm the complete opposite. i can put all the milk i want in my coffee, but if i drink milk by itself, uh oh....watch out! :)

Why is it that my husband seems to go through PMS at the same time I do?? :wall:

no joke!!! that's my husband too!!! (and most the time HE'S WORSE THAN ME!!)

why is it that my husband drives 20 minutes away to fill up the tank w/ the cheapest gas, and then drives 20 minutes back?? :wacko:

Why is it that if there's a spill on the kitchen floor, it's inevitable that Andie will step in it before I can get it cleaned up???? :doh:

DWT

Why is it women think men have PMS?? When they clearly have PWS!

why is it that i take 20 minutes to walk on the treadmill and then go eat a bag of chips and drink a pop right afterwards!!! :dunno: :wall:

:cry: That sounds SOOOOO good! I'm starving.....I'll live vicariously through you! B)

why is it.......
that if i put a pull-up on my son for a week straight he doesn't wet the bed. but the first night we go without he pee's everywhere!!! it drives me :screwy: !!!

Sod's law isn't it? :lol: Our daughter was dry at night for a year before we had the courage to ditch the night time diapers. No doubt though if we had ditched them just after she turned 2 when she started staying dry at night I would have had many sheets to change!

yeah.....but my son is SEVEN!!!!! :doh: