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Was "dropping the kids off at the pool" today at Sam's Club and was blessed with next door neighbors, TWICE. (Yeah, I like to take my time)


Anyway, it was audibly noticable these other two gentlemen were in a hurry. They were practically turning themselves "inside-out" !


Do you guys crack up when you hear other guys taking a "dump" in public...sometimes I just can't help it...


I've always considered myself a quiet and peaceful defecator.


(Lady Lurker...how bout posting a similar thread in the other forum...Enquiring Minds want to know)

Well usually I'm quiet but sometimes I'm rather loud when I'm doing that myself.. but I can't help but to bite my lip to keep meself from laughing when I hear others getting loud in the cubicle.....

Noise never bothered me. But smell --

There was this guy in the office where I worked in Austin that worked on the seventh floor. He would come up to the eleventh office to do his business 'cuz it was something akin to chemical warfare. We decided that we would return the favor.

We brought up a big ol' pot of beans, consumed it (four of us) then went and hung out on the seventh floor for a while. Not that it did any good, but it was fun!

I gotta go again (pardon the pun! :D ).

This summer we went to Arkansas. Arkansas is mostly rural, kinda like parts of Texas. We left Little Rock with three hours to go at about 10:00 pm. Well, about 11, I had to dump. We looked and looked for an open place to go in and use the restroom. There were none. At about midnite, I said "Pull off the highway at the next road. We drove and the road turned some. I jumped out and proceeded. Well, headlights started coming past me (not on the road we were parked on, but another road - right next to me). IT WAS THE HIGHWAY! We had turned enough that we were right next to the highway out in the middle of the country and didn't know it!

So, I wanted anonymity, but didn't get it.

Do I get my TMI crown back?

I absolutely HATE it when someone enters the stall beside me and gets all loud and stinky.

I try to avoid using the public washroom as much as possible as it is.

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Dear Redbro....

Taking a dump in public should NOT be a hated experience....

A man's survival from a "filthy john" should be cherished, for he knows that he has conqured germ-warfare at it's highest !


You should look at from a challenging POV....tackle those ulfactory responces and chalk up some good memories to share hear (pun intended) at FHL....



For your homework assignment...please drop loads at 3 gas stations this week; report full details back to the crew.

I worked witha guy at my last job that would take peanut butter in withhim put it on some TP and drop / roll it inthe next stall and then ask his "neighbor" to hand that back....

He was a wierd guy...

I know it takes on to know one....

Squat, you definitely have issues bro... just issues...


Last time I read a thread like this i had to read some junk about how this lady wraps her hand in TP and Poo's in her hand and places it in the toilet as not to cuase any suspision. *shiver*

Thanks for the flash back...

Thanks for the fresh mental image...

eeewwww....

ok, that is just GROSS! :swoosh: :notme:

I just don't like going to the bathroom in public PERIOD... I just get very paranoid if I am going to the bathroom and then someone else walks in... it's like what are they thinking type of thing... But, also... since I have a disability, I can't do the "stand up" method of going to the bathroom, so I always have to sit down... even if I have to pee... so if I have to pee... people are thinking I'm going #2... sorry if that was TMI

that is just plain wrong - nasty - and........gross! Please - NEVER share that again! :poop:

Well If I have to think about it the rest of you bums are going to have to think about it too

4jacks...I CAN'T WAIT till you have kids....



Only then will you appreciate true squat advice.

'Course, you heard the one about smearing chocolate all over your hand and then reaching under the stall to ask the guy next to you if he has any paper...

I knew a guy that had a crazy phobia about goin' in public places. Wouldn't go at work for 8 hrs - not even #1! He'd just hold it ALL DAY! Well - had to have surgery for a boul abstruction.

No $H1+!

Sorry, it was there. I had to use it.... :rolf:

I tend to be quiet, but if I have ALOT to do I can get loud.

Nah - noise doesn't bother me. I figure REAL men make a lot of grunting noises. I need to fit in, right? :haha:

Anywhere but the gym I am the guy who quietly tries to let one drop but for some reason at the gym I'll talk to people while I'm in the stall and bust one off without even worrying about it. (I only talk to people I know, I'm not too wierd)

What about the splash that sounds like you dropped a 5-pound stone?


Or, worse yet, you sound like you're peein' but you're not...

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I HATE the splash....

Inevitably get my cheeks wet with toilet water.

Welllllllll....

You hope it's toilet water....

Still, you wind up using a heckuva lot more paper than you originally intended.

I don't like having any sort of bathroom "neighbors". I'd think it'd be basic human instinct to want to poo in a secluded place.