Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I
stopped.
" Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts
every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?
*Capital Lancer awaits crucifixion*
:doh:
Someone must die for that, but let's crucify a mouse instead. Substitutionary atonement :P
DWT
ROFLOL
I thought that was good hehe
Time to bring it out again....
:lena: