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Watch....this thread will have 2 replies and 100 reads...

1st Reply....(I'm not shy)



BUCK NAKED in the middle of the Arizona desert, next to a rocky, flowing stream....


It was like 110 degrees out and EVERYTHING was VERY HOT and Sweaty !




:booyah:

Are we talking....while married? Or pre-marriage? (I know, I know..bad boy. :nono: )

well.....

Full Fledged Whoppee... Front Seat of car while one of my best friend was doing his thing with his now wife inthe back seat ..... in front of the public works garage when I was 18


While Married....
We're not so crazy.... front room floor chair and couch... all in one day

I'll reply, but plead the fifth. If my wife ever found out I posted here, she'd kill me. So, just imagine it.

Hey, you got this idea from my post yesterday......I'll never tellll :unsure:

I'm gunna join w/ the harry guy on this one....plead the 5th. My wife has been talkin' about joining the board - if she found I posted that info.........well......wouldn't be pretty.

Nothing to post here. Never done nothing that stupid to start off with! :P

Stupid? What's stupid? It's fun stuff.....

kitchen counter in my soon-to-be in-laws house!! :yikes:

After marriage....on our lanai, also in our car (while it was parked in our carport! lol)

Where's the LOVE?


<losing respect for CH, GR, MG and FPC (frying pan chick-future reference)>


Geez...I disclose steamiest sex situation with my buds here and I get owned...


<heavy sigh>


Big Rep points for andiesmama and raspy....



BTW...there's no 5th here...I'm gonna tell wifey what I did and see if I get the pan or not...if I DON'T...I expect full posting...otherwise you wussies are off the hook.

In-laws kitchen table.
I don't have to worry about my husband seeing this; he tells everyone everything anyway *rolls eyes*

Sorry, dude. Unless you want me to MAKE something up.....but that'd be a lie.....

Can't believe I'm going to say this...And I'm not getting the pan because I've already asked my husband if I could post it.

In my boss's office, on her chair. Obviously, she was not in the office at the time.

**Winnner!!** :bravo:

We've done it in some very odd places.

In 3rd place:
Our parents' beds, as in we did it in her mom's bed, and we've done it in my parents bed. :o

In 2nd place:
Her friend had a sleepover one weekend... tonnes of people. We slept in a sleeping bag on the floor, and there were about 5-6 other people sleeping on the same floor in their sleeping bags, or on the couch.

We (quietly?) did it in the sleeping bag on the floor while everyone slept. It was her idea. I had to cover her mouth with my hand while she had her "you know what" :shutup: . I didn't want everyone waking up and seeing us.

In 1st place:
In the women's washroom stall while in university. We both had an hour to spare and felt we had a better chance in a remote girl's washroom. Sadly, a girl came in and went inside of the stall beside us and started to push brown :wall: . It was so loud and stinky that I was incapable of continuing with my performance. :nono:

I feel so abused! :rolf:

I am itching to tell the stories, but in print - well, that's definitely not the place. And, my wife has promised that if those stories ever do see the light of day, I will never be able to make "whoopie" again!

So, in the interest of my two best friends, I shall remain silent on the matter. :wall:

How did you pull that off? Your husband came to visit you at work and the office was empty?

Sounds like an episode of Desperate Housewives. :unsure:

That is toooo funny!! :rolf:

Thank you! I'm blushing now. My DH will get a kick out of knowing we won.

OK, it wasn't as difficult to pull off as it sounds. At the time, it was a two man operation - me and the boss. She was away somewhere and I had to go into the office for a couple of hours to take care of a few things. *deleting jokes about taking care of business* k, 'nuff said about this.

LOL You just reminded me of the time when hubby and I did it in his mother's office. :hehe: Ahh, the memories....

:team:

:rolf: :rolf:

(*just the visual....well, not REALLY....bleah, you know what I mean....*)

I was really traumatized. Up until that point, I thought that girls were all quiet and polite when doing a #2. This chick was vicious. And the smell... oh, the smell.

OW!!!... Dude I just fell out of my chair. Thank God I'm alone in the office or somebody would be wondering if I'm drinking on the job....

TFH (too freaking hilarious)

I have two older sisters... I never had that myth...

They were worse than my Father and I growing up....

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Ok...that's more like it....


I gotta vote Reguard 1st, with Lynn a very close 2nd....


and of course....lena & GR :sad: last.


(Clay...you're obviously are one whipped puppy....but if future sex was on the line, then I'd take your position as well.)


What's the deal with 4jacks...I thought he answered ALL sex threads. Should we wait for him and/or put a time limit on the voting? I beat mdolls has a good story or too as well...gettin' wild with the Salsa and everything...


BTW, I did check with wifey on her ok for this thread and got totally owned in the process...she doesn't even remember that time in the desert...in fact, I had to remind her of my other 2-3 top sexual encounters with her...sheesh...talk about your wet noodles....and all this time I THOUGHT I WAS A HERO or somethin'......

Guess I need to work on my creativity.....

Woohoo! I have first place!

The thing is, I didn't find the location to be all that weird. It's just what HAPPENED at the location.

We've also been videotaped by a pervert while doing it in our car in the park. I wasn't happy about that.

Sheesh the least he could have done is make you guys a copy......

I'm not sure how much he caught of us.

It was 3am and pitch black outside. I just noticed the "red recording light" outside of the car and freaked.

I hope he didn't have one of those nigh-vision lenses....

"Redguard and wife coming to a cable channel near you soon!" :yikes:

:booyah: :lol:

In the park underneath a blanket --

Giving my hubby a blow job when he was driving down the highway --

Before 9/11, wore a raincoat with only a g'string, heals, thigh high black stockings greeting him at the airport and doing it in the car at the airport --

Him getting me off on the Golden Gate bridge, maybe it was the San Mateo bridge...well, some San Francisco bridge.... --

The thing that is probably the wildest thing that has happened is my hubby did a 3-camera shoot with us mic'd making wild love in a hotel, with sex toys, dressed up, made up....let's just say Hagan Daaz Vanilla Swiss Almond always has special memories for us. Anyway, we made this wild porno video. Then, he lent the camera to someone he worked with...I think his manager and left the tape in there. He watched the porno. His manager mentioned something about that as he tossed the tape to him.

I think hubby had left the tape around and a friend of his watched the tape of us. He is an animator who did some interesting things with our video. My husband told me that this year. This happened early on.

We have passionate, wild sex, but not super crazy places....My libido is super high and my husband's is less. I can think of some places I want to make love. Maybe after the kids get a little older...I don't know....

Is that enough for you Larry?

Enough? LOL Is there anything else left to tell???

Though I have to confess that hubby and I have done one of the things on your list. And you guys thought is was bad that my hubby types posts while he's driving an 80,000 lb truck down the road... :o :D

Aw man... you've had people witness you guys on tape? How embarassing!

:swoosh:

:blink: :wowspring:

Yeah...I'm thinking at least 3 people saw that tape other than us. There might have been more. Not a whole lot embarrasses me, but having someone else see me doing my husband...well, embarrassment probably isn't the word...mortified is more like it.

I've always wanted to do it on a motorcycle. Maybe one day. Well, I have quite a few fantasies that I would like to act out. Some might get us arrested.

I think doing it in your boss' chair is crazy. I could never do that or in either of my parents' beds....those thoughts gross me out.

One of my gyms has these private family rooms. I'm thinking that would be a fun place -- though, I have never done it because we've always had our kids with us.

All this sex talk is getting to me. I think I need to go attack my hubby.

It's his 40th birthday today. He absolutely LOVES the gift I gave to him. He can tell me ANYTHING he's done in the past and he has total clemency in whatever he tells me. He says it's the very best present I could give him. He has 9.5 hrs to tell me anything. I told him I would not get mad, retaliate, be vengeful, cry, or anything...and I will not bring it back up to throw back in his face. I'm thinking, I could've bought him an airplane and that might have been easier. LOL.

I'll do almost anything for sex....heehee. Okay, sorry, the truth be told, I'm a total horn dog. Can I say that in this forum?

We won't punish you for it.

Your hormones are God-given.

I'm thinking Doris wins this one, hands down.

You go girl!

Holy cow, Doris! :yikes:

Sorry guys...still nothing to add here.....continue on....

ummmmm.......yeah?
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ooook.....



You sound like my wife....I keep a tazer under my pillow so I can get some rest.

Gotta be something in this Arizona air.