I notice my lingo gits worse when I'm runnin round in this #$%^$ of a truck. An when I git tired an cranky... my langaue really leaves some to be desired... an THEN when you have a $%^$% broker call you in the mornin an wake your sorry $%^$ up to ask why your not further down the road... really sets a nice touch to the day..... told the sorry %^&$ if'n they'd have loaded this $%^$% piece of $%^$% sooner I'd had the $%^$% thin down here last night!!

Jes to git to the $%^$ place an have em tell YOU that you told the office guy you had a different load on! Wait a $%^$% min! I didn't $%^%$^% say that! I said this. Well anyway... move to another dock. You bunch of soryy $%^$%'s.

I know I should be speakin blessins an love em in the Lord, but I wanna rip their $%^%$% heads off an $%^%#$ down their throats right now.

Oh... btw... yeah I was askin how clean your lingo is... so ummm... how clean is it?

Another question...why the filthy lingo? ;) I'm not innocent, this I know. Every dirty/bad word is an idle word..why say them? My lingo is not the cleanest, as you've probably seen, but I'm gonna start working on it. I don't want to have to explain to God why I said all the words that I shouldn't have come Judgement Day.

Today, I've let slip a few idol words. No, that's not a misspelled word.

It's been a rough day. A couple @(@#*& 'cuz I accidentally broke something. A couple (^&#$ 'cuz the girls aren't paying attention. A couple #($^( 'cuz the lessons aren't going well.

Generally, if I'm in a good mood - the manic-depression isn't kicking in - I'm doing OK. Today, as was suggested in another of my threads, I've abandoned the source of my anger. I've also retreated for prayer into my study, allowing a seven- and two-year-old run of the house for 5 to 10 minutes at a time.

Well, it's 1:00. I've got to get lunch started. Light lunch, then big dinner at about 4:00.

Woah, clay-- we have early dinners toobecause of mu hubs schedule--glad i'm not the only one..

Usually my languale is pratty clean, except when my darling, loving, wonderful husband is a total #$%^& --then things tend to get a bit mucky...

very very rarely do I use bad language.....I do my best to keep it clean (1) because Andie will pick up on it and I don't want to set a bad example; (2) because I know that God isn't pleased when I use those words; (3) I just don't like the way they sound; and (4) it's ONE thing in my life that I feel like I can control, if that makes sense!!

I find that I can mutter some expletives under my breath when I'm by myself.

In the presence of others, I won't use bad language. I don't want people knowing me in that way.

It depends who I've been around lately, as well as the current stress level. Generally though I don't have too much of a problem with it.

I used to use the "F" word as an adjective or adverb. These days, I can't remember the last time I said it. I do occassionally slip with an "sh**"...I'm fond of that one. But more than anything, I say "Oh crap"; so much so that my son started to say it. Not good, mommy, not good.

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I curse when I'm angry. Wifey hates it and lets me know she hates it, so that prompts me to do it more when we fight...will she never learn?

I got bored with "Oh crap" it just didn't get my message across. Now I say "Crap-a-poopy!" Its funny and it feels better than plain old "crap"

Did you know that the "SH" word used to be a common word in the english language for poo? And its past tense is really "shat" Don't know where it gained its taboo or "bad word" status. Gotta love "History of the English Language"

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String...where would you be w/o Google?

Squat - did you shat yesterday? I did. I feel much better. :)

:rollseyes:

Interesting fact: Most of our cuss words are considered "bad" because they were Saxon words and therefore considered low class after the Normans invaded.

Actually, that doesn't work any more than "Squat, did you ran yesterday?" See, the past tense should be something like "I shat! And it was rawther gooshy..."

Another term that was popular was using that term: to "S*** through the teeth" to indicate vomiting.

Google? Man i knew that! I am an english major! :smack:

leave it to the boys to turn this into a poopy contest.

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I shatted...but my fecal was far from "perfect". A bit too much protein I think.

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(sig worthy)

English majors don't just study capitalization and punctuation, you know :P
They're grammatically liberated!

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String must have her PhD then.

:nono: :puke:

I swear like an Irish sailor with tourettes.....


Misty hates it... the angire I get the worse my language gets....

My wife tells me that I'm too intelligent to talk like that....

sad thing is I know a lot of people with IQs that are allegedly inthe Genius range and their language is all bad...

It's not an IQ thing... sometimes the right word to express the feeling is a nasty one....

On the flipside who decided that the f bomb meant a nasty thing and chair was innocuous?

It's all a matter of chance that speech patterns fell the way they did.

Oh and I'm kinda back.....

and just because I haven't riled anyone up in a while

I'm thinking of a word that begins with an "F" and ends in "UCK"........



















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