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Title: Very, Very Sad News.....


squatpuke - February 15, 2006 06:23 AM (GMT)
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It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news.
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma, complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Mandy - February 15, 2006 06:42 AM (GMT)

:lol:

clayman - February 15, 2006 01:26 PM (GMT)
:haha:

I gotta know - with a voice like that was he (excuse me, 4Jacks) - ahem - ghey?

andiesmama - February 15, 2006 01:28 PM (GMT)
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crusty old man, Pop Tart


:haha:

Mandy - February 15, 2006 01:29 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (clayharryman @ Feb 15 2006, 10:26 PM)
:haha:

I gotta know - with a voice like that was he (excuse me, 4Jacks) - ahem - ghey?


Well... I guess all we can say is, he certainly wasn't butch :unsure:

4jacks - February 16, 2006 09:16 PM (GMT)
hahah

The Lord's LeatherNeck - February 21, 2006 07:39 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (squatpuke @ Feb 15 2006, 12:23 AM)
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It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news.
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma, complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Pardon me while I go get my country crock and a knife.
:whistle:




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