One day, Clay, Red, and Squat were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.

Clay prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river."

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, although he almost drowned a couple of times.

Seeing this, Red prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools to cross this river."Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.

Squat had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools, and the intelligence, to cross this river."

Poof! God turned Squat into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.

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LOL at Clay and his BIG ARMS....

Whose this squat fellow? Poor bro.

Awww, what's the matter, Squat? Are we feewing a widdle bit OWNED! :haha: