Title: The Blond And The Lord
squatpuke - February 6, 2006 10:09 AM (GMT)
THE BLONDE AND THE LORD
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many
books on the subject, and finally getting all the
necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started
to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from
the sky, a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice,
poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet
another hole. Again from the heavens the voice
bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to
the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool
once more and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied,
"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK"
Honey - February 6, 2006 12:19 PM (GMT)
Stringaling - February 6, 2006 12:25 PM (GMT)
I coaught onto that one ath the first intercom announcement! ....Cute though...
squatpuke - February 6, 2006 12:26 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Stringaling @ Feb 6 2006, 05:25 AM) |
| I coaught onto that one ath the first intercom announcement! |
Been there...done that...eh Blondie?
andiesmama - February 6, 2006 12:29 PM (GMT)
Stringaling - February 6, 2006 12:29 PM (GMT)
:lena: :smack: And I'm not blonde!!!
andiesmama - February 6, 2006 12:30 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Stringaling @ Feb 6 2006, 07:29 AM) |
| :lena: :smack: And I'm not blonde!!! |
:rolf:
Honey - February 6, 2006 12:33 PM (GMT)
Yeah, she's a redhead! Look out for the temper! :swoosh:
squatpuke - February 6, 2006 12:36 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lena @ Feb 6 2006, 05:33 AM) |
| Yeah, she's a redhead! Look out for the temper! :swoosh: |
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hehe...I knew she was a redhead from the hostility in her other posts.
AND I knew the "blondie" joke would make her hair even REDDER ! !
Honey - February 6, 2006 12:38 PM (GMT)
String, you're not gonna let him get away with THAT, are you?
LynnMcG - February 6, 2006 05:27 PM (GMT)
Sarah - February 6, 2006 05:37 PM (GMT)
The Lord's LeatherNeck - February 21, 2006 08:05 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (squatpuke @ Feb 6 2006, 04:09 AM) |
THE BLONDE AND THE LORD
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many
books on the subject, and finally getting all the
necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started
to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from
the sky, a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice,
poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet
another hole. Again from the heavens the voice
bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to
the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool
once more and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied,
"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK" |
I quit ice fishing after the last time I went out and didn't catch anything.
Except a cold. :rolf: