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Title: Two Lot Lizards In Two Nights...


Addicted2~Jesus - January 31, 2006 08:02 PM (GMT)
DWT - hacked off

Twice, two nights in a row, in two different states I had lot lizards bangin on the truck. This crap is gittin really bad. I git so fricken tired of this world at times, espeically bein woken up by that trash.

Alright, current vent over wit, resume normal hollarin's :)

4jacks - January 31, 2006 08:18 PM (GMT)
Let's Play

"What the Heck is A2J Talking about" AGAIN!!!!

Woooooo Hooooo...

Me First Me First !!!!!!!

Is it, Prostitutes that Knock on his truck at night looking to make a quick buck????

Honey - January 31, 2006 08:39 PM (GMT)
Ya mean those sluts? :lol: I've heareded quite a few tales about them, too. A2J, just tell them off like you do everyone else! :lol:

andiesmama - January 31, 2006 08:45 PM (GMT)
:blink: sounds like this should be posted in the "scared" thread!! :lol:

4jacks - January 31, 2006 08:51 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Lena @ Jan 31 2006, 02:39 PM)
Ya mean those sluts? :lol: I've heareded quite a few tales about them, too. A2J, just tell them off like you do everyone else! :lol:

I technically didn't know that they existed..

I mean I know we have Prostitutes in America... And I guess there may be some Truckers who purchase their services...

But I mean, I didn't know they had Door To Door... Sorry .... Truck To Truck Hoor Saleswomen.

Addicted2~Jesus - January 31, 2006 09:04 PM (GMT)
DWT

ROFLOL, yeah 4jacks, reckon we ought to be politicay correct an all LOL
I've had em beat on the door on the side of the road in the middle of no where, an some of em don't like takin no for an answer, some of em can be rather convinin in thier offers, start hagglin over the price an stuff, its pathetic. The worst for me was in Lardeo a number of years ago, car turned round infront of me an pulled up to the door, rolled the window down an there was this pantless guy offerin... I'm weird but uh... not that weird LOL

4jacks - January 31, 2006 09:06 PM (GMT)
Oh my goodness... WAS I RIGHT???

a lot lizard = trucker prostitute???

Holy Captain Crunch and Fruity Peebles... I was just joking around !!!

Addicted2~Jesus - January 31, 2006 09:12 PM (GMT)
DWT

LOL, yeah ya was right, its what we call em runnin round truck stops, they even make stickers ya can stick on your cab that say all kinds on thins like, lot lizards keep off etc

4jacks - January 31, 2006 09:38 PM (GMT)
WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I deserve POINTS for that right there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honey - January 31, 2006 10:49 PM (GMT)
Hey, Jacks. Don't get so excited that you're right once in a while! Hokey doodle! :rollseyes:

squatpuke - February 1, 2006 10:53 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Lena @ Jan 31 2006, 03:49 PM)
Hey, Jacks. Don't get so excited that you're right once in a while! Hokey doodle! :rollseyes:

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It's such a rare event....guess he just needed to celebrate a bit...lighten up lema, let the youngster have his fun.

Honey - February 1, 2006 03:15 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (squatpuke @ Feb 1 2006, 06:53 AM)
QUOTE (Lena @ Jan 31 2006, 03:49 PM)
Hey, Jacks. Don't get so excited that you're right once in a while! Hokey doodle! :rollseyes:

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It's such a rare event....guess he just needed to celebrate a bit...lighten up lema, let the youngster have his fun.

Yeah, I guess you're right. Ok, Jacks, I give you 3 points.

:doh:



"lema".... :rollseyes:

LynnMcG - February 1, 2006 07:25 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (4jacks @ Jan 31 2006, 04:38 PM)
WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I deserve POINTS for that right there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Relax little buddy. I knew what A2J was talking about but I guess I got to this party too late.

My dad used to carry a black jack under the seat of his truck to keep the freaks at bay. The stories he would tell...


Sarah - February 1, 2006 07:28 PM (GMT)
I guess we should have put a "Baby on Board" sticker on the side of the truck cos the lot lizards would knock on the side of the truck when Katheryn and I used to go with hubby!

LynnMcG - February 1, 2006 07:30 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Sarah @ Feb 1 2006, 02:28 PM)
I guess we should have put a "Baby on Board" sticker on the side of the truck cos the lot lizards would knock on the side of the truck when Katheryn and I used to go with hubby!

Wow, what a great idea!

It sounds like a nuisance, but I know my father used to tell me about how they'd just be the front person and there would be a guy waiting to rob the driver who let the...lizard in the cab. Pretty scary.





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