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Title: Sums It Up....


squatpuke - January 25, 2006 11:20 AM (GMT)
Traits of Women and Men
God made men and women to complement each other with the unique traits each were given.



WOMEN:
Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, and they carry burdens, yet they hold happiness, love, and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home. They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up against injustice. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their kids into the right schools and to get their family the right health care.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart; they know that knowledge is power, but they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.

Women come in all sizes, colors, and shapes. They live in houses, apartments, and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run, or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!

Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want in return are a hug and a smile and for you to do the same for the people you come in contact with.


MEN:

Men are good at lifting heavy sh!t and killing bugs.

Stringaling - January 25, 2006 11:47 AM (GMT)
:thumbsup: However, my hubby has a fear of spiders. Couldn't tell you how many times I've had to kill one in the shower or where ever before he would go in. he is getting better. He can kill most of his own now!

andiesmama - January 25, 2006 12:41 PM (GMT)
:haha:

clayman - January 25, 2006 01:47 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (squatpuke @ Jan 25 2006, 05:20 AM)
MEN:

Men are good at lifting heavy sh!t and killing bugs.

Don't forget farting!

Honey - January 25, 2006 02:09 PM (GMT)
Yeah...that does sum it up. :lol:

andiesmama - January 25, 2006 02:13 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 25 2006, 08:47 AM)
QUOTE (squatpuke @ Jan 25 2006, 05:20 AM)
MEN:

  Men are good at lifting heavy sh!t and killing bugs.

Don't forget farting!

yeah....but some women can give you guys a run for the money on that one...

(***not me.... :whistle: ***)




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