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Title: Can You Relate?
Description: Then you're an old fart too! :D


clayman - January 24, 2006 07:15 PM (GMT)
1975: Long hair
2005: Longing for hair

1975: KEG
2005: EKG

1975: Acid rock
2005: Acid reflux

1975: Moving to California because it's cool
2005: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1975: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2005: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1975: Seeds and stems
2005: Roughage

1975: Hoping for a BMW
2005: Hoping for a BM

1975: Going to a new, hip joint
2005: Receiving a new hip joint

1975: Rolling Stones
2005: Kidney Stones

1975: Being called into the principal's office
2005: Calling the principal's office

1975: Screw the system
2005: Upgrade the system

1975: Disco
2005: Costco

1975: Passing the drivers' test
2005: Passing the vision test

1975: Whatever
2005: Depends

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Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things..
  • The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987.

  • They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing up on lift-off.

  • Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

  • Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

  • The CD was introduced the year they were born.

  • They have always had an answering machine.

  • They have always had cable.

  • They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

  • Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

  • Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

  • They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

  • They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

  • They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

  • They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".

  • They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

  • McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

  • They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...

andiesmama - January 24, 2006 07:17 PM (GMT)
:rolf: Loved it!!

....now I gotta go find my cane & drink some prune juice....

Stringaling - January 24, 2006 07:21 PM (GMT)
that's fun!! Love it!

Sarah - January 24, 2006 07:41 PM (GMT)
:lol: I wasn't even born in 1975 :tease:

Stringaling - January 24, 2006 07:46 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Sarah @ Jan 24 2006, 01:41 PM)
:lol: I wasn't even born in 1975 :tease:

Neither was I but I still understood it all..I'm not that young!!

Sarah - January 24, 2006 07:49 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Stringaling @ Jan 24 2006, 01:46 PM)
QUOTE (Sarah @ Jan 24 2006, 01:41 PM)
:lol: I wasn't even born in 1975  :tease:

Neither was I but I still understood it all..I'm not that young!!

I got it too....Just rubbing in the fact to the old fogies here that I wasn't even a twinkle in my daddy's eye in 1975 :cheeky:

Mandy - January 24, 2006 11:19 PM (GMT)

:lol: My mom was eleven years old in 1975...

But I do TOO know who Mork is, and I know how to use a typewriter! We didn't have cable until I was 13, and I refuse to eat microwaved popcorn. Unless I'm really really hungry.

So there :P

Honey - January 25, 2006 12:43 AM (GMT)
I knew pretty much all of that and I was born in 1975. :lol:

clayman - January 25, 2006 02:15 AM (GMT)
Y'all make me feel so OLD!!!!!

Mandy - January 25, 2006 04:51 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 25 2006, 11:15 AM)
Y'all make me feel so OLD!!!!!


You should :) You're about the same age as my parents :lol:

j/k...wisdom comes with age and all that :thumbsup:

hope4today - January 25, 2006 05:33 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (clayharryman @ Jan 24 2006, 08:15 PM)
Y'all make me feel so OLD!!!!!

I'm with you Clay and anymore of those "I wasn't even born in 1975" comments from you young 'uns and I'm coming after you with my frypan!!

:lena:

Stringaling - January 25, 2006 11:50 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Mandy @ Jan 24 2006, 05:19 PM)
:lol: My mom was eleven years old in 1975...

But I do TOO know who Mork is, and I know how to use a typewriter! We didn't have cable until I was 13, and I refuse to eat microwaved popcorn. Unless I'm really really hungry.

So there :P

get this--I'm 27 and I've NEVER had cable! except for when I lived on campus, then I didn't have a TV!




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