So how do you greet your spouse in the mornings?

Lately, mine's been pinching my rear when I'm in the middle of scrambling around getting the kid's lunches ready. So after I smack him back, then he gives me a good morning kiss.

Greet?? Well there really is no greeting, we just get out of bed when the alarm goes off and he goes about his business getting ready for work and I get his lunch and stuff ready and feed the baby--hug/kiss goodbye--that's it...nothignreally great..

This morning, my greeting was "Reset my alarm to 6:30, puh-leeze!"

Most mornings I get up before she leaves and I'm ready to face the day. We talk a little, rarely (needs to be more! :) ) we pray a little, and have a little coffee. Sometimes I'll escort her to the car if I'm dressed appropriately for the weather!

I'm usually burrowed under the covers while Ty's getting ready for work...but when he leaves he always finds me so he can give me a kiss and we tell each other "love you" before he leaves....then I lie there & doze or whatever until Andie comes in shortly thereafter...

Sounds familiar to what happens here.

Except DW is buried under the blanket while I'm dragging Rachel out the door with me.

There is ussually some grumbling when the alarm goes off.
But mostly I get up first, I kiss her on the forehead.
Get outa bed, get dressed, Then I take Shylo out to the kitchen and monty jumps in bed w/ her. After I'm all ready, I'll take shylo back in the Bedroom, and give her a hug and kiss and say goodbye.

What are those? Dogs or cats?


Geez this is a rough question. Both of us are usually awaked by the "David alarm" so we don't even set a clock. :thumbsup: When we hear him start playing with whatever toy we snuck in his crib right before our bedtime we know we have to start moving. Theres usually some grumbling but then I always get up first and make little guy's breakfast. My husband gets up a couple minutes later, changes little guy's diaper, and then hands him to me. I guess that's their lovey daddy-son time because I can always hear them "talking" to each other. Then my husband takes a shower...... gets ready for work and kisses us both goodbye. So I have to say... there is no morning greeting. But I like it all just fine.

You guys all sound so lazy! What's with the snoozing in bed bit? I'm in the shower by 6:30! I almost miss being a sahm with all toddlers and no school....:sigh:

I guess there's one advantage to homeschooling B) (which is, at the moment, my plan...... but subject to change)

Alarm goes off at 4, he gets ready for PT while I get coffee and breakfast. Except if he knows I've only been in bed an hour or so, then he won't wake me up until he comes back at 6:30, at which point I then get coffee and breakfast for us.
As he's walking out the door, he starts listing the things I need to get done that day, so I kiss him to make him stop talking :lol:

You got that right, Sistah!

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I usually get home from work at 6:30am....

It's FREEZING cold here so I usually warm my hands on her boobs....this usually results in an elbow shot....

So I back off a bit, and put my icey feet between her thighs...

This finally results in her waking-up and a possible trip into into hornyville for myself...(but only if she's a good girl).

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How do I get that image out of my head?

:wall: OUT!

:hammer: OUT!
:lena: OUT!

Dude - that's Way Too Much Information!
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'course, it's a good idea...

Ugh :lena:

Seriously, who is your wife and why does she put up with you?

The way he goes on here, I figure she must have left an android in her place to deal with him years ago. She's probably off on some beautiful islnd with big, tan hard bidied men tending to her every whim...

Mrs. Squat is a good sis.....

























And very forgiving.

You sound just like what my hubby would do. Mrs. Squat seriously needs :lena: lessons. What's your phone number?

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