As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of
her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers
the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing
some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She
jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker
lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde
gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're losing some of your load".


When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back
to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he
says...

"Hi,my name is Kevin, it's winter in Chicago and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

Finally! A blonde joke hubby hasn't heard before! :lol:

:lol:

That joke was lost on me... I suppose it has something to do with snow on the roads and I assume he was meant to be dropping salt off the back....but what the heck is a salt truck??

And before anyone might be so rude as to suggest it....I am NOT a blonde.... :box:

well not anymore anyway 'cos I colour it auburn :doh:

:lol:

Those of us that live in warmer climates don't see them. I am so glad, too! When I lived up north, cars were rusting out 'cuz of the salt on the road. If they werent' it's 'cuz the owners would get home, and - in the -30F temps - spray the salt off their cars.

If it gets icy here (a very rare occasion), the city shuts down and dump trucks filled with sand cover the road. Usually it's only the overpasses that ice.

I see salt trucks all the time! :D

They're just dump trucks that drop salt on icy roads. The salt melts the ice away so that the cars don't skid on the roads too often.

:thumbsup:

Those things are ridiculous some days. Guess it depends on the driver. You skid more on the dang SALT than you do on the ice/snow!

Ba dum Bum ching !!
Cute

You know, looking at the title alone, I thought that this joke was supposed to be about A2J and Sarah. :|

:D

ducking and covering dude.
*sits and waits for the fireworks to start

I meant no offense!

It's just that A2J is a trucker, and Sarah has blonde hair (I think...)

I thought Andiesmama was trying to crack a good one on them. :)

Honestly, I like the blonde jokes, I just don't tell them.
My ex used to dye her hair dark brown. Artificial intelligence. :doh: