My fellow brothers, I come before you here because I have decided that I alone am not qaulifed to deal wit this situation, so feel it's best to take a general census and allow you all to help me deem what punishment will fit this crime. There is no need to decide wether the guilty party is innocent er not simply because they can not hope to deny that they are in fact witout a snow balls chance in hell guilty as charged.

The crime? Only the most heinous of crimes that could be comitted in my house hold. The shear thought that this could have occured in my home brins shame an embarrasment to my name for 7 generations to come. While I do realize.... there are some of you who might perhaps believe that I might sorta, kinda perhaps might be over reactin slightly.... I have to say you would not know what you were talkin bout. This is sumthin rooted deep in my faimly an it is taboo to even consider thinkin bout this let alone havin gone through wit it.

Oh yes... the crime? My wife, Sarah, allowed this house to run out of pinto beans! Further, she had none in the fridge, none in the freezer, had no intentions of makin any today, an goes so far as to give me this "I'm so sorry" attitude... which only a three year old might by. But this! This was not all that she had done! I might have been upset a bit... but I 'could' have forgiven this indiscretion if it were not for the fact that SHE! Yes She! also had no ranch style beans in this house either!!! I ask you now, I empore you fine gentlemen. What judgement doest thou passeth?

Ran out of pintos?



What's the world coming to? Sarah must be initiated into Texandom. She must ride a coyote through the desert repeating the mantra, "I will not run out of pintos! I will not run out of pintos!"

:screwy:

I must say... I am slightly disappointed no other 'bros' have stepped up to give advice..... ya'll wouldn't be scared er anythin would you?

I DEMAND A BAN BE IMMEDIATELY INSTITUTED!!!!

This oh THIS!!! A female!! a clothed female! MODS!!! Here!! MODS!!! ADMINS ANYBODY!!!! 911!!! HELP HELP!!

How DARE YOU!!! Oh I cain't believe the horror! A female... I say this is all out war! An since it was an admin that violated the rules, no holds bar! Men! Ralley to the cause! We should begin plannin!!

AGGRGRGRGRG!!! Twice! In one day!!

AHHAHAHA

I'd recommend a punishment, that was earlier discussed, but that thread got locked, so I don't wanna get your current thread locked, but I think you know what I mean...

By the way, I've never eaten a pinto bean in my life, ...

unless there were some hidding in something I ordered from somewhere.

Yeah I uh... I was thinkin sumthin long those lines as 'punishment' mysef LOL knda a "I got you where I want you now" LOL sorta bent over a barrel in my book LOL

Yeah.... in my house, punishment is always Sexual...

In Fact... I think Heather squeezed the Toothpaste in the Middle of the tube last night.... >=)

Dude - that's just plain - weird.

Maybe you should be posting on alt.sex.stories?

4Jacks is a good bro, an all the punishments round here involve sumthin sexual as well hehe so I gotta give the man a thumbs up hehe

btw, what's alt.sex.stories?

Please don't directly ask Clay sexual questions, i'm really scared of the answers...


j/k

lol


But really, From a Man's View, all punishments should be sexual...
a good 75% of mine are bare butt smacks...
And 24% are "Show me your _____"


Very Rarely, but everynow and again, I will make her Play Monopoly with me =)


All her punishments are "Do the dishes" ... she has no imagination.

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Beans ? ? ? You're acting like she hid the remote or something...



However, as KING OF YOUR CASTLE I do recommend that a punishment IS in order...

Jacks cracked me up with his reply but you can get arrested in some of those southern states for that sorta thing....

If not stocking bean supplies in your house is worthy of a severe punishement...then how about a toe-jam cleaning during your next scrubbing....(however, you probably don't want to wait another week).

Hmmmm....15 minute back rub? Nude Housecleaning?

Sky's the limit....

Have her do the next oil change on the "big rig"...(either one...hehe)

It's a twisted usenet group where pervs hang out. It's a collection of sex stories. Used to be good, now most of them are about rape and incest. :puke:

Yes, I must confess, I used to hang out there... :(

Clay...think you could rephrase this?


I see a possible sig if done correctly....

Not a chance, good bro. Not a chance.

'Sides, I see you have an active Clayman sigworthy already! :)

no one ever listens to me.

Dude! We're talkin bout pinto beans here! What the frack is the matter wit you?? We ain't talkin bout a fowled up sandwhich er a burnt piece of meat, we're talkin serious damage to our relationship here. The woman ran the house outta beans. This is hard excuseable. Where is it your from agin? AZ er IL? Either way, The Petro at exit 159 in Effingham that actually for a yankee state knows how to cook up a skillet of beans. An out there jes this side of Phoenix in Eloy out on I10, they know how to make a pretty good skillet also.

Yeah I knows bout the chances of gittin arrested on that one deal... but erm, I ain't to terribly worried bout it, seems like there'd be plenty of other fish to fry runnin round this state then them comin out to find us lol

I've actually been toyin wit 'that' idea some ya know.... I mean after all. The gal owes me! Right? I mean she's gotta pay for what she fowled up etc, seems only fair, to restore our marriage relationship etc. Thinkin I'll havta start plannin this one out a bit.... goin to have to look up some pointers.... porbly git some suggestions from a couple lurkers round here lol

Wow, he must really be upset about those beans,

i didn't understand a word of that...


I see sarah lurking, maybe I can have her translate.

Ya .............................................. want .......................................... I ................................................. should ................................................ maybe ............................................. type ..................................... slower ...................................... for ................................................. ya?

hehe I don't really see what's not to understand, an I figured I'd git a couple of reactions like these anyways, I mean I realize beans aren't as important to some as they are to me. They are merely a staple that given half a chance I'd eat three times a day. Sarah didn't much figure out the sevreity of my bean plite til 6 months er so into our marriage, when the honeymoon was over wit an I was jes bout to kick a wall in the concrete wall hehe

btw, nude house cleanin is a given... we don't wear clothes round here much, ever once in awhile, but for the most part we be naked as a J bird :)

Ow! My eyes! I'm blind!

What can you do to punish her so that she'll never run out of beans again.

Make her eat refried beans off of your hairy body........I like it. The visual alone is enough that she'll never forget about refied beans for as long as she lives, and if you look bad enough covered in beans she'll never want to see that again. So in conclusion she'll always have beans in the house. It's a good plan.
Brrrrrriiliant ( best British voice )