Rachel is spending the weekend with my parents. :thumbsup:

Just got off the phone with the wife. Here's a summary:

Now, an issue of mine is that I've always been really apprehensive about the things I say/suggest during our intimate time. Those of you who remember, will know that there's a "past" and I try as much as possible to be sensitive/thoughtful about it. But I think it's time that I cast that fear aside and just be blunt because I'm finding that I'm becoming kinda frustrated in a sense. Let's just say that if I don't ask for something specifically, it doesn't occur to DW that I might want it. So she does nothing... and I'm getting bored (while at the same time, I don't feel like I should have to ask).

ANYWAY....

Who wants to have some fun with my joyous predicament and help me make a list?!?! :bounce:

No holds barred. Have as much fun as you like. Sky is the limit. :shakeit:

That, followed by your sig, is just plain scary!

Don't be scurred!

Seriously... I would suggest some dinner by candlelight. I made creamed beef over biscuits one night (Navy called it $H|7 on a shingle or SOS), served it by candlelight with linen napkins. It was a good start.

From there, my imagination is a little stale...

:blink:

Okay Clay... you're a good bro but let me spell this out for you.

Rachel - is - gone - for - the - weekend :grin:

Wife - used - seductive - voice - on - phone :grin:

Get it? :booyah:

Altoids! Or...if she's sensitive...Tic Tacs!

:D

If I put Altoids on the list, it won't be due to her sensitivity. Wife get's the Southern Hospitality like... all the time.

Since this is my list, there should be things for me to enjoy this time. I need love too!!

And this means......

OH You're gonna get some! :booyah:

Go Red!

:tease:

:lol:

So, ya get nekkid and initiate every room in the house. Then you go initiate the car. Not in your driveway, either. Come back home drink some wine and head to bed - still nekkid. Maybe find a river or lake in which you can skinnydip.

Oh wait. It's not early summer there like it is here... Wait 'til summer to do that one...

Put on some good mood music, and let it go!

Oh, be careful unless you want Rachedl to have a sibling...

I heard something about using silk pantyhose. Wrapping it around the base of your...um, yeah. Hehehe...you can also "tie each other up". Get my drift? I get my perverted ideas from Redbook. www.ivillage.com

Get her to use altoids. It works quite well on guys, too!

Shower together

Have sex outside...yeah, I know it's cold but if you took a bunch of blankets & stuff I'm sure you'd find a way to stay warm!!

Play strip poker

You blindfolded so she can "explore"

Open the refrigerator & see what you can use for "fun"

PS....congrats on being kid-free for the weekend!! :thumbsup:

:|

You trying to get me amputated?

Did Redbook mention what the benefit of doing this is?

Thanks!

DW is having a belated birthday party tomorrow night, and Rachel likes to be the "life of the party" whenever we have them, and so she never goes to sleep.

So yeah... off to the grandparents with you, kid!

http://magazines.ivillage.com/redbook/sex/..._672579,00.html

Whoo! That article should help you out!

Cool website. I think I like this article better:
http://magazines.ivillage.com/redbook/prin...,289122,00.html

I think I'm gonna email it to the wife and say, "Here's my list! Ignore #4!"

That's a great list.....#8 is a turn-on for my DH....(TMI??? :whistle: )

Yup. #8 looks good.

if I hit this link is this something my wife and pastor should read?

Your wife? Yes.

Your pastor? Only if his wife sends it to him. :)

You own high heels? :o

:lol: no high heels....I'd feel a little ridiculous!! :rollseyes:

Sure! If they'd like some ideas to spice up their sex life...then by all means...:)

I have that xxxchurch filter on my computer, so whatever links I hit they see. So I have to be careful where I go online.
Believe it or not FHL showed up about a dozen times as a questionable site.
I love it.

:blink: :haha:

Wow.

I blame Lena. B)

:wave: Hey! So.....how was the weekend and what juicy details can you share? B)

:thanks: B) :tease:

I'm hoping the only reason you actually had time to post a message here was because you were resting or just begging the Mrs. to let you take a break from all that sweeeeeeet luvin'.

:thumbsup:

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Congrats on your "free time".....

My in-laws took our 2 oldest (5 and 2) and left wifey and I with just the 7mo/old for the next 3 days...(we RARELY let our kids outta our sight...something about "attachment parenting" or something)

I thought we were gonna party hardy, but Aunt Flo came to visit.... :(

bummer man....

but hey....use your imagination!! :eyebrows:

I don't know about you squat, but my hub wants nothing to do with sex or anything sexual during that time of the month.


I hope ou had a nice weeknd red!

I posted that from my parents house when I went up there to pick up Rachel.

However... nothing happened this weekend. :boo:

awwww....bummer....sorry.... :unsure:

Dude - after all the work we went to trying to come up with a list - you owe us at least a lie! :doh:

Let's see...

Now, Red, fill in the blank! :eyebrows:

Meh... my imagination fails me. :(

Hmmmm... it's jes a lil messy is all.... doesn't bother me 'to' much, ever once in a while it'll git a bit to messy, but then that's what showers are for :thumbsup:

Red, man I'm sorry to hear ya havin a time there at the house, gotcha on my list bud, hang in there, an sumthin ya might wanna think bout an think hard bout, is what was it you did yoursef way back when to woo er off er feet an what not. It's a lil hard for me to member some the stuff I did back then, but you know these women folk they sorta like that whatever it was back then to happen agin. Might think bout it an see if sumthin rings a bell, then jes go up to er an do whatever, kiss on the ear er whatever it was that got er motor started.

I dunno... I think something is wrong with my motor as well. The more I feel ignored, the less I feel like pursuing.

I feel like I'm doing my part, but then I also feel like there's no reciprocation. So I'm just like... screw it. :doh:

I don't think so....I mean, a person can only try so hard for so long before they just get the mindset of "why bother? because I already know what the answer will be"

Even after being together almost 10 years, I still find it hard to actually initiate sex with my DH (meaning "jump his bones" :eyebrows: )....but I WILL make "dates"....like last night, we didn't get to bed until close to midnight, so I asked if we could meet tonight at 10:30.....I don't want him to get the feeling that I'm totally blowing him off when I don't initiate very often....

I'm surprised you pastor hasn't emailed Gutter and filed a complaint yet!